Vatican City

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"I AM NOT SMALL!" Yells a small voice. "I AM VERY POWERFUL!"

"You're weak!"

"AM NOT!"

"Yes you are."

"SHUT UP!"

Vatican City crosses her arms.

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"Hi. My name is Vatican City! I'm the worlds smallest country! Don't be fooled by Sealand he's not the smallest. I am. I'm barely 5 square miles and I only have 1000 people. And no I'm not a boy. I may look like one, but I'm not. Anyway, I have many siblings. My older brothers Spain, Italy and Romano. Then my sisters Texas and New Mexico. I'm the youngest. My real name is Noah, but that's a big name so I changed it to Noey! I have 2 pets, Telephone the baby black bull which was a present from Spain. The Sugar Cube the white ferret! Well I guess you could say 3 pets if you count Fido the priest... But that's not important! What's important is that I'm going to be a big nation! YOU'LL A SEE!"

"You're not big..."

"TELEPHONE I CHOOSE YOU!"

Telephone runs at the random person.

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