Brania (Y/n): Are you an extrovert, introvert or ambivert?
Seelena Alexander: ... I'M A PERV-
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Seelena: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'.
Brania: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Brania: Don't fear death. Fear the state you're going to die in. Daryl, horrified, whispering: georgia.
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Seelena: I love you.
Brania: What was that?
Seelena: I said I'm going to sell you to the zOo-
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Brania: The stars sure do look beautiful tonight.
Seelena: Yeah, they do.
Brania: You know what else is beautiful?
Seelena: *Blushing Furiously* Who? Did you mean me?
Brania: What? No, I meant Echo.
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Seelena: Hey, you wanna bang?
Brania:
Seelena: I meant hang.
Brania:
Seelena: Actually, no, I didn't.
Brania:
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Veliona: Is that a hickey?
Brania: No, it's a mosquito bite.
Seelena: *walks in* Hey guys.
Veliona: Hey, mosquito.
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Brania: I don't do relationships.
Seelena: *exists*
Brania: Shit.
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Brania: I have an awful feeling about this.
Seelena: The fuck you mean, round face?
Brania: Don't you ever get that voice in your head telling something is going to go VERY wrong?
Seelena:
Brania:
Seelena: This explains so much.
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Seelena: So, are we flirting right now?
Brania: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU.
Seelena: That doesn't answer my question.
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Mei: You have to apologize to Brania.
Seelena:
Seelena: Fine. 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Seelena: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Veliona: Excuse me Ms or Mr. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Brania: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Senti: What was that?
Veliona: I told Seelena and Brania they should have sex.
Senti: They haven't had sex?
Veliona: No.
*Both laugh*
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Brania: The food is too hot... I can't eat it.
Seelena: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Theresa: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Kiana: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Seele: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Seelena: *in the distance* Or murderer.
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Brania: FUCK YOU-
Seelena: Sure, my room. 9pm
Brania: *blushing furiously* WAI-
Seelena: I will be waiting.
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Brania: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Seelena: What?
Brania: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
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Seelena: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Brania: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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Kiana: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mei: I sleep with a knife.
Seelena: Both of you are pathetic.
Kiana: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Seelena: Brania.
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Cop: You receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Brania: Shit.
Bronya: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Seele: OH MY GOD SEELENA FELL OFF!!!
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Brania: Where's Seelena?
Veliona: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Veliona: *shouting* BRANIA SUCKS!
Seelena: *in the distance* BRANIA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER! FUCK YOU!
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Seelena: I think I'm falling for you.
Brania: Then get up.
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Mei: Is something burning?
Seelena: Just my love for Brania.
Mei: Seelena, the toaster is on fire.
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Seelena: Can I bother you for a second?
Brania: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Kiana: You bought a taco?
Brania: Yes.
Kiana: From the same truck that hit Seelena?!
Brania: *with a mouthful of taco* Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.
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Seelena: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Fu Hua: You were flirting with Brania.
Seelena: So what? She's my partner.
Fu Hua: You asked her if she was single.
Seelena:
Fu Hua: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
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Veliona: If you can't dress better than them, kill them.
Seelena: So inspiring!
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Himeko: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Brania: Have everyone stand.
Seele: Bring three more chairs!
Bronya: The most important ones can sit down.
Seelena: Kill three.
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*The gang thought on stabbing*
Seele: Would never stab anyone.
Brania: Would stab as a warning.
Seelena: Yells "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH!" first.
Bronya: Would stab without warning.
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Seelena: *stabs her toe* FUCK!
Brania: Mind your language!
Seelena: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe am I"???
Brania: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Brania: Don't stay up all night, Seelena. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Adventures with "Best Friend" - Honkai Impact 3rd
FanficFollow our protagonist, Y/n L/n and his best friend Alexander that died together and got reincarnated by God into the world full of Honkai Beasts, Herrschers and other so called Valkyries that their duty is to protect humanity from Honkai Beasts and...
