Try
The orange hued sky sparkled brightly as the sun sank into the curtain of mountain, out from afar Yuri lied back on her seat and imagined what it would be like when she got a break from these hectic schedules. After the Genie promotion she was glad that, at last their group was getting a free-time. The tremendous win from the song charts was uplift to her but the amount of hard work she needed to put into it halted her brain-gear and she was in desperate needs of having a rest.
The girl stifled a yawn and slipped her hands into her pocket, increasing the volume of her ipod as she tapped silently on the button trying not to make any sound which would wake up the whole van. That's right, the whole group was off to a seaside trip in Jeju, but apparently the money put into booking the whole hotel for 9 of them have cut all the travel costs and resulted in all of them cramped into a tiny spaced van.
It was an absolute pain when all of them get boxed up together, not to mention the fact that if one of them farts, a third-world war could begin, and fortunately no one was dumb enough to do it. But right now, Yuri felt busting up. Her stomach was constipating right up after they came out of the seafood restaurant along the way to the hotel, she swore that the octopus she ate was still alive in her stomach and was wishing for itself to come out of her digestion system.
There were about two choices she could decide on right now, one was farting right away and hope the smell would knock out the whole bus and save her bloody life and stomach. The other was asking the driver to drop her off at the gas station for a quick leak hence waking up the whole sleeping van which could end in a bloody fight between two sleepy girls. Everyone knows what would happen if Taeyeon and Tiffany fight about sleep. Though those two were love-birds, if they messed up their hourly sleep routine JeTi charade will arise.
And Yuri hated the JeTi charade, well only herself knew that she hated the JeTi charade Taeyeon enjoys the threesome - damn. It was now about 5 years counting her trainee years that she have kept this secret to herself. And between two of these choices it was ludicrously hard to choose, Yuri knew that her stomach and butt wasn't that powerful - oh how much she wish that Sooyoung was still awake to help her with the evil scheme [of farting]. However, to her dismay when she over look the seats in front of her, she saw Sunny sleeping on Sooyoung's lap.
The girl bit her lower lips.
And then she sighed aloud, this was utterly unbelievable, the whole band hooked up with each other, well except for Hyoyeon who seemed to be texting with one of the Super Junior members...
Oh yeah!"Hyo... psst!" Yuri shouted in a whisper loud enough for Hyoyeon to hear and low enough to keep the other sleeping soundly like little babies. "Hyoyeon!"
The dancing queen was lost in her own world and seemed like she wouldn't lend a damn about Yuri's problem, she held up her finger and dismissed the girl with a wag. Yuri felt like confiscating the phone out of the girl's hand, didn't she know that SuJu were gay? Well except one of them which she was going out with. Talking about gays. Yuri felt like a hypocrite. She was gay, okay she admit it, a truth to the world now all the men would weep and all the fan girls would cheer aloud. (writer: *squeals*)
But that wasn't what she wanted, she didn't want fangirls coming after her, it was hard enough to keep this amount of girls from touching her and if she announced that she was one... Think of how much chaos she would create! Thus she only felt gay for only one person. And that person was sleeping two seats away from her, block by the TaeNy couple who were drooling and snoring.
Yuri massaged her temples aggravated inside her brain; The nation's angel is the zoo's bearAverting her eyes away from the bear couple Yuri returned her gaze outside the window watching the reflection from the scenery that was running by the van. So much to her self-consciousness Yuri felt her instinct of being a stalker surging up, eyeing Jessica through the bouncing effect of light - though it was blurry picture it was enough to relieve her constipating pain - she smiled.
