Love Delivery
Part 1
"Romeo and Juliette, Cinderella, Snow white, Pride and Prejudice... Tiffany WHERE IS MY DUMBO DVD?!"
Startled by the shout, the girl namely... dressed in extreme choking pink that could actually choke your eyes. Tiffany Hwang, stumbled across the piles of card board boxes splayed across the floor. She landed painfully on her bum, the short haired girl shook her head in terror, goose bumps came onto her arms. Tiffany didn't dare taking a glance over her shoulder, let's say if she did, she could be burned down alive with those pair of murderous eyes. Anyhow, sighing desperately she scrammed to her feet and ran into the kitchen.
How long does Jessica need to live with her?
The thought hit Tiffany, it had been 7 miraculous years that she had roomedsurvived with her friend, and that she was still alive and well - wait no scratch that, not a friend. Jessica was a leech, a leech to Tiffany's life sucking all her precious moment with her Tae-Tae.
"Tiffany!"
"Can't you see I'm busy!?" Tiffany snapped at her blonde haired friend who's sitting on the couch legs swung over the edge in a very awkward position that people think she's doing yoga 24/7.
"Well no, get over here and help me find my DUMBO DVD!"
"I'm busy!"
"Fine!"
The words sent Tiffany's eyebrow sky rocketing off her forehead, Jessica never said those words, actually it didn't exists in the blonde girl's dictionary. Usually the girl would whine until the neighbor next door came in with a plant pot. Yes, don't be shocked readers, it's used to bash the blonde haired girl's head, well there's no other way out.
To shut Jessica up, there were only two options... either...
Feed her cucumber
Or smash her head with a plant pot...
And it appeared that the neighbor next door sell plant pots for a living. Ooh what a coincidence but never mind, Tiffany needed to call him over often anyways. The short haired girl, being conscious, risked a glance over her shoulder, and that's when her worst nightmare came true. Jessica was walking towards her... towards...
THE KITCHEN
WORLD WAR THREE
SATAN ARISES
APOCALSYE PREVAILS
AMAGEDON CRIES
JESSICA IS IN THE GODDAM KITCHEN
Hundreds of news headline flashed into Tiffany's head, Jessica entering the kitchen was like the end of the world - man kind, maybe this universe - other dimension - possibly aliens. All would be loss and god would curse himself for creating such a blonde haired girlleech.
The only thing Tiffany could question to god was what in the hell was he thinking, creating such a mammal to be a ruckus in her life?! Jessica Jung was more than a normal leech, she was a leech hybrid sloth slash koala. This girl was one hell of a species that Tiffany thought should have been sent to area 51.
However, god didn't give her a manual of how to do so...
So there's only one alternative left. It was to send Jessica away from her home, but that option seemed impossible. Jessica was an anti social person, who didn't like talking, she liked sleeping. And if she could, Tiffany thought, Jessica could've marry sleep.
But who in the right mind would do that?
Other than Jessica...
"Jessica you cannot enter the kitchen."
