Diary of an Emo 4-year-old:
mee is dranbon mee is 4 yeers old mee is mad the otter dae daddie made mee go too scewl mee didnet lik scewl tho mee beg daddie not go hee mad mee go stil tho so mee got scewl and sewn real iced a sadd thing nobooty liekd mee the teecherz got mad at mee when mee peed mi pans cald everybooty stewpid and browc al the scewl and clas rewls they hatid it wen mee undrest mi sellf and they sent mee too the prinsipulz ofis the prinsipul didnt lik mee eether and shee yeld and tewld mee mee cud never cum bac too scewl agen ur ecspeld shee toold mee nobooty wants u her u must leev and never ever reetern that wen mee get mad so mee did wut mi daddie doos wen hee get mad peepol 4 sum rezin shee dident lik that eether at leest daddie wuz prowd ov hiz litel boi tho
Diary of an Emo 4-year-old translated:
I am Brandon. I am four years old. I am mad. The other day daddy made me go to school. I didn't like school, though. I begged daddy not to go. He still made me do it, though, so I got to school and soon realized a sad thing: nobody liked me. The teachers got mad at me when I peed my pants, called everybody stupid, and broke all the school and class rules. They hated it when I undressed myself, and they sent me to the principal's office. The principal didn't like me either, and she yelled and told me I could never come back to school again. "You're expelled," she told me. "Nobody wants you here. You must leave, and never ever return!" That was when I got mad. So I did what my daddy does when he gets mad at people. For some reason, she didn't like that either. At least daddy was proud of his little boy.
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