cult of the lamb oneshots

(Lambert x shy physic lamb follower reader)

It was a bright summer day at the cult and all the followers were farming and doing their daily duties, some of the children were running around playing with each other, but a serten lamb follower was in her shack just minding her business doing her own thing.

Y/n was a resurrected sheep that arrived not too long ago, she didn't really interact with any of the followers cause she was Rather quite shy and she mostly kept to herself, y/n just spent most of her time making tapestries in her shack she would sometimes be overwhelmed with dreams and visions but in each vision and dream it would actually happen it eventually got to the point we're some of the followers were getting hurt or even killed so she isolated herself to keep the followers safe, of course she would come out for food or some more supplies but other then that she just stayed in the shack.

Y/n was in her shack making another tapestry from another vision she had she was just finishing the tapestry when she heard a terrible commotion outside she went outside to see what it was, only to see that it was phoenix causing yet another mess.

Y/n: hmm must be bath day already.

Pheonix had a daily bath each week and she hated baths and water in general she always made a run for it when it was bath day, pheonix ran around Dogeing followers that tried to catch her she could have escaped if her loyal caretaker didn't catch her, lord Lambert looked at pheonix with a wide smirk as pheonix looked at his with angry teary eyes.

Lambert went to take pheonix to the wash room as she kept kicking and screaming at him trying to get out of his strong grip but he was stronger then her, y/n watched and listened as the kitten kept screaming.

Pheonix: IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Pheonix I'M GOING TO GET DIRTY AGAIN ANYWAYS WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH!!!??

Lambert: pheonix last week I have you a free day and didn't force you to take a bath I already explained this to you yesterday.

Phoenix: BUT I DON'T WANNA BATH!!!!

Lambert: and I don't really wanna clean up the crap the followers leave behind but I don't throw a tantrum.

Y/n was curious to see how this would go down so she followed the leader and the little kitten to the wash area where pheonix was holding on to a wooden post for dear life, Lambert tried to release pheonix's grip from the post but she strongly Heald on, Lambert started to pull pheonix away from the post but the kitten didn't even bugged.

Lambert: pheonix stop this your acting like a baby!!!

Pheonix: I am not getting a bath!!!

Lambert: phoenix you are getting a bath whether you like it or not!!!

Pheonix: I DON'T WANNA!!!

Lambert: DON'T MAKE ME PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE THAT HAPPEN!!!!

Lambert pulled with all his strength but the kitten never bugged, Lambert eventually lost his balance and fell straight into the tub, phoenix let go of the pole and fell to the ground laughing giving Lambert enough time to snatch her in with him, Lambert got out of the water while holding pheonix strongly in the water trying to keep her in it, pheonix was meowing and hissing like the very angry cat that she was now she started to ferociously bite lambert's hand, Lambert then took something out of his pocket and gently gabbed it into pheonix's back.

The kitten then started getting sleepy and eventually fell into the water, Lambert quickly pulled her head out and breathed a sigh of relief, y/n stood in to doorway as Lambert looked like a mess he was soaking wet and he had small scratches and bites all over his arms, y/n then walked in and offered a towel she had took, Lambert took the towel and wiped his face with it while still holding pheonix's head making sure she didn't go under.