cult of the lamb oneshots

*~(Lambert x Narinder: Run away Bride)~*

*~Narinder had just now been resurrected after being defeated by the lamb, he was clutching onto his chest and was breathing heavily, he looked around in a frantic panic and saw that he was in the cult grounds of Lambert's cult, but strangely the followers weren't there, Lambert then approached narinder with a smile that made narinder's stomach churn~*

Lambert: "Well hello you! I was wondering when you'd come!"

Narinder: "Ugh! Damn lamb what did you do to me?!..uggnn my stomach feels like it's being stabbed.."

Lambert: "oh Phft- don't worry about that your probably still getting used to having a mortal body..oor maybe you still feel where I stabbed you..oh well! Walk it off and hurry we don't want to be late!"*

Narinder: "Late??...late for what?!"

Lambert: "Hehe..all shall be revealed here shortly!"

*~Lambert  teasingly bopped his nose then picked up narinder and dragged him to the church, narinder resisted and squirmed against his grip~*

Narinder: "UNHAND ME AT ONCE YOU VILE TRAITOROUS CREATURE!!!"

Lambert: "oh quit your whining you can barely stand on your feet.."

*~Lambert then tossed narinder in a chair with a few followers standing around him holding a verity of clothing and accessories~*

Lambert: "Now then! Let's get you nice and situated"

*~Lambert clapped his hands and the followers surrounded the poor struggling cat who tried to fight against the followers grip as they dressed him~*

Narinder: "AH!- what are you doing!? UNHAND ME AT ONCE!!- AH!!- don't touch that area!! LET ME GO!!!"

*~The followers soon finished and Narinder was now in a white rather revealing wedding robe with a white vale with gold beads on his head~*

Lambert: "Aww!! You look gorgeous!! The perfect bride!"

Narinder: "Bride?!- who?! WHAT?!?!"

Lambert: "Now come along now my dear followers, and be careful with my bride~"

*~Narinder's fur puffed up and he stood there in shock~*

Narinder: "WHAAAAT!!!???!! NO!! NO!!! I FORBID THIS!!!"

Lambert: "Too late, I already got everything nice and prepared for our Grand union, the followers are all very very eager to see and witness our union nari ☺️"

Narinder: "DON'T SHAME ME WITH YOUR NICKNAMES LAMB!!!"

Lambert: "Hehe!! Your so adorable when your mad nari!"

*~Lambert turned to a follower (his name of Oscar and he's a otter)*

Lambert: "Oscar! Please see to it that he's set to his new suite and do make sure my bark is nice and comfortable, I want nothing but the best for my fiance~ and one last thing, send some followers to keep an eye on him, and make sure any exits are blocked and secured to prevent any..temptations.."

Narinder: "DAMN YOU LAMB!! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED UP!!!"

Lambert: "Better safe then sorry my love~"

*~The followers then dragged the feral struggling cat to his new shack Lambert had prepared specially for him, the followers tossed narinder inside and locked him in guarding the door making sure he didn't escape, narinder growled and hissed viscously and pounded his fist on the door~*

Narinder: "WHERE IS YOUR SHAME?! LET ME OUT AT ONCE!!!

*~Narinder pounded and screamed but to no avail, narinder felt like he was in the shack for 4 long long days (it was really 45 minutes narinder exaggerates the time a lot..) the lamb then busted into the shack~*

Lambert: "It's time to get married!!"

Narinder: "AAAHHHHHH!!!!-"

*~Narinder and lambert stood at the alter of the church side by side, Lambert was smiling happily while narinder was sulking in fury silently, the lamb then placed a ring on narinder's paw and hugged him tightly~*

Lambert: "Now by the power vested in me, I now pronounce us, MARRIED!! I shall now kiss the bride!!"

Narinder: "Wait what-"

*~without warning Lambert grabbed narinder's face and passionately kissed him, and the followers cheered happily, when Lambert was finished narinder practically feel limp to the ground spitting and gagging a little bit~*

Lambert: "So nari.. what's your opinion on babies?~"

Narinder: "JUST SACRIFICE ME NOW!!!!"

*~(PHEW- THANK GOD I FINALLY HAD SOME INSPIRATION AND THE RIGHT MIND TO WRITE THIS!!!)*~