cult of the lamb oneshots

(+-follower leshy x reader-+)

It was a sunny day in Lambert's cult and leshy was cleaning up the followers leavings forced to be on janitor duty, Lambert had decided to let leshy live after another fight between leshy and him, leshy grumbled and groaned as he cleaned up the followers leavings and he cursed the Lamb under his breath.

Leshy: stupid damned lamb, he should have just finished me off when he had the chance, I would rather be dead then having to clean up shit....

???: Well at least you got a second chance at life right?

A voice said from behind leshy he turned around to see a f/a (favorite animal)

Leshy: oh what do you know! Mortal f/a

Y/n: umm my name's y/n sir

Leshy: whatever

Leshy just went back to what he was doing

Leshy: UGH! It's like I'm not even doing anything!!

Y/n: because you're holding the broom upside down...

Leshy fell silent for a minute as y/n tried not to bust out laughing he turned the broom upright, then went back to cleaning

Y/n: you know if this ain't the right job for you, you can always ask Lambert for a different one

Leshy: hmm you now what I shall do that!!

Leshy then Dropped the broom and went to Lambert who was in the middle of talking to a angry follower

Lambert: look miss delta I apologize for her actions she can be....a bit overwhelmed at times....

Follower delta: my lord! With all due respect keeping a child with God like abilities here is very unsafe especially with the fact that she can't control them! I'm sorry but your going to have to find someone else to watch her cause I just cannot do it anymore!

The follower then stormed of leaving Lambert there looking frustrated, and leshy just stood of to the side looking at him very amused to the situation that just happened Lambert then looked at leshy.

Lambert: I suppose that you find this very amusing?

Leshy just smirked

Leshy: correct! Anyway I came to ask for a different job I don't wanna be on janitor duty anymore!

Lambert: hmm ok wish granted I'll change your job I have the perfect job just for you

Leshy: wonderful what is it?

Lambert smiled

Lambert: follow me I'll take you to it!

Lambert led leshy to a tent close to his shack, Lambert took leshy inside where phoenix was sitting on the floor nibling on a blanket, the small kitten looked up and her eyes lit up she spat out the blanket got up and waddled over to Lambert

Pheonix: baba!

Lambert: hey pheo!

Lambert picked up the kitten in a warm embrace then sat her back down where she waddled over back to where she was

Leshy: w-wait what exactly am I suppose to do?

Lambert: your the new babysitter

Leshy: babysitter?!?

Lambert: yea all you have to do is watch her till the end of the day and you'll be free until tomorrow, I dont fully trust you to be left alone (especially with kids) so I'm sending you an assistant to help you

Leshy went to speak but Lambert was already out, leshy then looked at the kitten siting on the floor nibbling on the blanket in her hands, leshy then sat down on the floor across from the kitten