Obey me: a headcanon and ficlet collection

Satan (fluff headcanons): General

A = Attractive: What do they find attractive?

He likes someone who can be patient with him.
He likes someone who likes cats.
He likes someone who isn't afraid of him.

B = Baby: Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

He would love a child, so he could read to it, or tell it about how dog lovers are wrong.

C = Cuddle: How do they cuddle?

He's a switch between big spoon and small spoon, but he doesn't mind either or as long as you're together.

D = Dates: What are dates with them like?

He would take you to libraries, and cat cafes.

F = Feelings: When did they know they were falling in love?

He and Lucifer had gotten into another argument and he stormed off into his room.
He was angry because someone had said he was just like Lucifer again.
You had walked in and reassured him that they were not similar in the least.
That's when he knew.

G = Gentle:are they gentle? If so, how?
He's a demon highly educated on human biology, he is as gentle as he needs to be.

H = Hand: Hold how do they like to hold?

He likes sitting in class holding hands.

I = Impression: Their first impression of you?

He thought you looked stupid until he found out you liked cats.

J = Joker: Are they into pulling pranks?

Bro is captain of the Anti-Lucifer league, I'm sure he does his fair share of pranks.

K = Kisses: How do they kiss?

Passionately.

L = Little things: What little things do they love/notice?

When you feed his cats, when you sit reading with him, and when you bake together.

M = Memory: Their favorite moment together

When you punched Lucifer in the underground tomb.

N = Nickel: Do they spoil you?
Ofcourse he does, like father like son.

O = Orange: what color reminds them of their other half

Red, because that's all he sees when he's completely pissed.

P = Pet names: What pet names do they use?

1. My bookworm: He like reading
2. Kitten: It's kinda cringe but also very sweet.
3. My dearest: He's blonde.

S = Sad: How do they cheer themselves up?

Cats.

T = Talking: What do they love to talk about?

Cats. And books sometimes. But mostly cats.

U = Universe: Use a metaphor to explain their relationship?

"Love is a plant." - George Granville.

V = Very: They're thoughts about you?

He likes you, a lot.

W = Why: reasons why they love you?

You like cats. And you probably dislike Lucifer.

X = Xylophone: What's their song?

Oh no by MARINA.

Y = You: You're the _ to my _.

You're the shelf to my books.