Obey me: a headcanon and ficlet collection

The cast and their spice tolerance

Lucifer:

- Pretends to be able to handle spice

- Almost died the first time he ate spicy doritos

- He's the type to eat boiled potatoes

Mammon:

- He loves spicy food

- He almost kills Lucifer everytime he cooks dinner

- He eats ghost pepper watermelon candy

Leviathan:

- A decent tolerance

- He can handle mildly spicy food, but nothing too extreme

- Has been building up his spice tolerance so he can make some spicy anime dishes and actually eat them

Satan:

- Very low tolerance (like father like son)

- But not as bad as Lucifer

- Will usually go to bed hungry whenever Mammon is cooking

Asmodeus:

- Will explode if you give him anything spicier than 0 SHU

- Sometimes eats mildly spicy things just to brag to Satan about

- Cried when Mammon snuck a chili pepper into their chili

Beelzebub:

- Eats so fast he barely tastes the food usually

- But when he does it never bothers him

- Accidentally mistook a reaper pepper for candy one time

Belphegor:

- He is very good with spice

- He just doesn't like spicy food very much

Diavolo:

- Obsessed with spicy food

- It's almost concerning sometimes

- Forces Lucifer to eat spicy human world food knowing full well Luci cannot handle it like he can

- Makes Barbie cook something spicy at least once a week

Barbatos:

- Kinda like Belphie

- He can handle spice, but he's not really a fan

- Got bored of it after how much Didi makes him cook spicy meals

- Probably teaches Mammon how to tone down the spice

Simeon:

- Loves spicy food

- Prefers sweets more though

- Favourite spice is paprika

Solomon:

- His white ass serves up some of the most atrocious foods

- But with every description ever used for it; spicy has NEVER been used

- He liquidized after trying Mammon's cooking for the first time

Luke:

- He can handle mild spices

- But he also prefers sweets

- His favourite spice is crushed red chili pepper (Ik it's spicier than paprika)

Mephistopheles:

- His favourite pasta is spaghetti aglio olio e peperoncino (Basically just spicy spaghetti)

- He can handle spice

- Puts Mammon to shame

Raphael:

- He eats Solomon's cooking

- 99% sure he can't taste anything

- Can (handle?) spice

Thirteen:

- Will look at you disgusted if you offer her anything spicy

- Saw Michael after trying Mammon's cooking

- Never again