The Assistant: 2

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kourtney pov

i wake up to someone shaking me saying "wake up"

i open my eyes to see andrew and roll my eyes. where the hell are my parents?

"why are you waking me up?" i slap his hand

"you got school" he say

"no! my mommy's always wake me up for school. where are they?" i ask pissed off

"they didn't come back last night. your mama told me to take you to school because they won't be back until later"

"and why wasn't i informed of this catastrophe?"

"you were sleep that's why"

"but my mommy couldn't text me with her bald ass?" i ask shaking my head

"no comment,just get ready" he say before leaving out my room

i stand out of bed pulling off my bonnet to see my worst nightmare. it's a whole jumpscare. i don't even know how to do my own hair.  my mommy's usually do it for me when it's not braided or something.

i head to my bathroom and wash my face. i brush my teeth and take off my shirt putting on some deodorant.

i pull off my pajama pants and put on lotion. i head to my room and pick out a plain white shirt with cargo pants. for my shoes i pick out my black jordan's.

i put my gold chain that has my name on and three bracelets on each arm. i spray my fragrance on me and grab my backpack.

once i get downstairs i pour a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and then grab the milk pouring it into the cereal. this is the only acceptable way. if anyone pours milk first they should be banned from earth.

i sit down and begin eating my cereal when my phone gets a notification. oh so now my mommy want to text now?

mommy👩🏾‍🦲

good morning from mama & i
i know i usually wake you up but we were tired last night and didn't want to risk safety while driving and decided to stay at a hotel
i'll see you when school is over🩷
we love you!! have a good day kourtney!!

mhm
good morning baldie
it's fine
i love you too
and school finna be ass

girl who you talking to like that?
i'll easily take that phone
it's not a need at your age right now🧍🏽‍♀️

you know i'm just playing mommy

u think u grown cussing and shit 🤨?

now you know-
girl bye🙌🏽💅🏽

imma whoop yo ass
stg

alr 🤷🏽‍♀️

i'm telling yo mama on you

no don't do that
i can't get mama mad again
she'll take away my phone for a YEAR

as she should
bad ass

i'm eating cereal
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don't mess up my kitchen

i will 🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢
😍😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🤪😝😝🦄🦄🦄

girl stop spamming my phone with emojis

but mommy
i love emojis
especially that unicorn
it's so cute
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