Deejay: The floor is lava!
Puff: *helps Tig onto the counter*
Wax: *shoves Axel off the sofa*
Benatar: *lays on the floor*
Deejay: Are you okay?
Benatar: No.
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Stevi: I'm a simple kinda girl. I enter the kitchen, I eat four servings of bread products, and I leave.
Shuba: It's one serving if you eat it all at once.
Stevi: I like the way you think.
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Puff: Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do you drink during summer?
Benatar: Tea.
Puff: But it's a hot drink.
Benatar: There are no other drinks. Only tea.
Puff: What if you don't like tea?!
Benatar: Then the weak shall perish.
Puff: ...
Benatar: Natural selection.
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Shuba: Is Puff always like this when he loses?
Wax: Oh, yes. You ought to have been around for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Puff: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Benatar: One thing I hate about Google Maps is that it's like, "you're going to be there in 25 minutes because it takes everybody 25 minutes", like, NO. Bitch, I am tall, gay, and caffinated, I'll see you there in 10.
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Puff: Can you hold this for me, please?
Tig: ...
Tig: Puff, that's your hand.
Puff: Your point?
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Wax: Who's the best YFM member?
Deejay: It's me.
Puff: IT'S ME!!!
Benatar: It's me!
Axel: ...
Axel: It's probably not me.
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Axel: I had a fruit salad for dinner last night.
Benatar: *doesn't believe him*
Axel: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Benatar: *doesn't believe him*
Axel: Actually, it was all grapes.
Benatar: *still doesn't believe him*
Axel: Fermented grapes.
Benatar: Axel.
Axel, giving in: *sigh* Wine. I had wine for dinner last night.
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Axel: I GET IT. YOU ALL HATE ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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Puff and Tig: *kiss*
Benatar, Deejay, Axel and Wax: IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
Puff: YOU NOSY FUCKERS-
Tig: Pffffft-
