Axel: I'm an idiot.
Deejay: ...
Deejay: If you're waiting for us to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
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Wax: How does this make sense? You cook 10 meals, you're not a chef. You make 20 paintings, you're not an artist. BUT YOU SUCK ONE DICK-
(ngl Wax gives me the "I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars" vibe)
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Puff: Stevi is a bit...particular. She doesn't like it when you do something different to the way she does it.
Stevi: Break my routines, I BREAK YOUR BONES.
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Stevi: *answers phone* Hello?
Shuba: It's Shuba.
Stevi: What did she do this time?
Shuba: No, Stevi, it's me. It's actually Shuba.
Stevi: What did you do this time?
Shuba: Damn, I just wanted a ride home ;-;
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Benatar: It's locked. Do you have a lock pick?
Deejay: Yea-
Puff: *kicks the door in*
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Puff: Isn't it weird that we pay to see other people?
Benatar: Plane tickets?
Tig: Concert tickets?
Wax: Prostitution?
Puff, holding up his broken frames: Glasses, for God's sake, guys.
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Stevi: I haven't slept in 73 hours.
Benatar: 80. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Puff: Bitch, it's been 90 for me. I might as well go for 100 at this point.
Deejay: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Tig: Maybe the real treasure was friendship all along. I hope not, though. I can't spend friendship on new clothes.
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Deejay: Let me get this straight. You broke into a pet store?!
Axel: I thought the animals would get lonely.
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Puff: You seem familiar...have I threatened you before?
