Benatar: I surpass the whole "is he gay or European" thing.
Benatar: Because I'm both.
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Wax: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Puff: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
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Axel: I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car.
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Puff: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Axel: Not by the law!
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Benatar*
Benatar: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Shuba: What is love?
Axel: An emotional minefield.
Deejay: A neurochemical reaction.
Benatar: Baby don't hurt me.
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Puff: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're...blurry.
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Tig: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Puff: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Benatar: ...what happened?
Puff: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Axel, Entering Deejay's room: Puff did it again.
Deejay: Peace disturbance?
Axel: What no-
Deejay: Arson..?
Axel: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Deejay: uh....Attempted murder?
Axel: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
