Tig: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes as well. Don't ask me why I'm wearing your hoodie, this is our hoodie now.
Puff: Fine, but when I come strutting in wearing your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear shit.
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Deejay: Guys, when you attend sporting events, it's not about whether your team wins or loses, it's about how drunk you get.
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Puff, flirting with Tig: So, how's the sexiest person here doing~?
Tig: I don't know, how are you~?
Puff, flustered: Um- I-
Benatar, from the other room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Wax, writing his review after escaping prison: They were very gentle when they handcuffed me, and their cells were nice and roomy. Will definitely get arrested by them again, for sure.
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Deejay: You guys are the best thing that happened to me!
Puff: We are?
Deejay: Yeah!
Axel: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Axel: Say no to drugs.
Wax: Say yes to drugs.
Stevi: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
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Stevi, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
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Puff: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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Wax: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?
Deejay, exasperated: WHY?!?
Deejay points at Puff: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Deejay points at Axel: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Deejay points at Wax: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Deejay: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
