Divinus Magia is staring at a broken coffee maker.
Brandon: so, who Broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Lucas: I did, I broke it-
Brandon: no, no you didn't. Inmo?
Inmo: don't look at me. Look at David.
David: what? I didn't break it.
Inmo: huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
David: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Inmo: suspicious.
David: no, it's not.
Mario: if it matters, probably not, but Blake was the last one to use it.
Blake: liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Mario: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Blake: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mario!
Lucas: okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Brandon.
Brandon: no. Who broke it?
David: Brandon, Kit's been awfully quiet.
Kit: really!?
David: yeah really!
*Various arguing commences between them all*
Ritchie comes in and walks over to Etch and Devin, both of which were sitting on the side and watching this happen.
Ritchie: what happened?
Devin: someone broke the coffee maker.
Ritchie: has my brother killed anyone yet?
Devin: surprisingly, no.
Just then Brandon walks up to them, everyone else still arguing in the background.
Etch: you mad?
Brandon: oh no, I'm fine.
Ritchie: you're fine?
Brandon: yes.
Devin: how are you not pissed off?
Brandon: because I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at eachothers throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Ritchie: you're still gonna make one of them pay for it aren't you?
Brandon: obviously. They're all the reason I need coffee in the first place.
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Yamitsu: going to plan B?
Flurry: technically, that would be plan G.
Juno: how many plans do we have? Is there like, plan M?
Flurry: yeah, but Cecil dies in plan M.
Cecil: I like plan M.
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Devin: are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Michael: I got a solid eight minutes.
Michael: not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry.
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Inmo: I'm an idiot.
Lucas:
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