I'm sorry!! I promise an actual one-shot will be next. For now, have this. It's mostly the Misfits.
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Colin: Am I in trouble.
Austin: Take a guess.
Colin: No?.....
Austin: Take another guess.
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Justin/Jonah: Okay, so apparently, the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are severe psychological distress.
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David: Happy birthday, Lucas! I'm your present.
Lucas, whispering to Leo/Brandon: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep it?
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Cookie/Cordelia: Does anybody have crayons so I can color in my PhD?
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Doc: Goodnight the love of my life Cookie, and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Xylo: I tried to write "I'm a functional adult" but my phone changed it to "fictional adult" and I feel like that's more accurate.
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When the apocalypse is eventually over and people ask them how they survived and what they did:
Colin, who shot a guy and threw him down a sewer drain: It is a great day to be a minor.
Austin, who bashed a guys head in with a brick: Youth, youthful. A child.
Bri, who literally blew up a whole nuclear waste factory worth of people: 17, 17 years old. I am in high school.
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Bri: Hey Austin, can I have some ice-cream?
Austin: Only a spoonful.
Bri: *proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
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Doc: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt seen that it is barren!
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Reclaimed Leader: Why won't you all just lie down and die with dignity!?
Misfits: We don't do anything with dignity!
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Colin: Can I bother you for a second?
Austin: You're always bothering me but go ahead.
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Bri: Unpopular opinion. Not all dogs are good boys.
Seek: Blocked!
Bri: Sometimes they're good girls!
Seek: Unblocked!
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*The Misfits are having a meeting.*
Bri: *Walks in and sits in Austin's lap.*
Misfits: ........
Seek: Why are you sitting there?
Bri: There's no free seats!
Seek: We made sure there was enough room for-
Austin, wrapping his arms around Bri: There are no free seats.
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Devin: I lost Bri.
Austin: How did you lose Bri!?
Devin: To be fair, she's very small.
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I'm currently working on a one-shot. So that should he up soon. I hope this was enough to hold you over till then.
As always, have an amazing day and remember to keep being yourself.
~ Gypsy
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