Man:And now for the weather: Hot, hot, hot.
Gotham City is sizzling in a heat wave, and there's no end in sight.
Ben is seen ontop of the RV shirtless his eyes closed and his tongue stuck out of his mouth. Gwen is seen in her bathing suit in the pool sighing.
At night a ship is at sail.
Captain:Sweltering weather we're having tonight.
Cadet:Skipper, what's our procedure in case of an iceberg?
Skipper:An iceberg? In Gotham Bay? In this heat? Little buddy, I guarantee we don't have
a procedure for...
He sees the iceberg.
Skipper:Mayday! Mayday!
He tries to steer away from it but it...takes the boat? The hell?
A figure is in the berg.
Mr Freeze:Weather's a bit muggy.
Man:You are not welcome here, Mr....Mr...?
Mr Freeze:Freeze will do.
Man:Mr. Freeze, you do not have permission
to come aboard...
He freezes buddy in place.
Woman:What do you want?
Mr Freeze:Ice.
Woman:I don't understand.
Mr Freeze:Think about it. Think fast.
He taps a glowing red stick against a frozen statue as it explodes he then aims it at the frozen guy.
He runs the girls pockets alongside everyone else on the ship.
Mr Freeze:Have an ice evening.
He leaves.
In The Wayne Manor.
Alfred in the bat cave looks at the Bat-Bot.
Alfred:All crime fighting and no play make Master Bruce an extremely dull boy. Even the Batman deserves to go on holiday once in a while, wouldn't you say?
Bruce:Alfred, you know how stir-crazy I'd be
lying on some beach. Which is why I've arranged for an athletic retreat. A way to hone the Batman's body and reflexes. Not to mention escape this heat wave.
Bruce:You've booked reservations, haven't you? If I go, it's only to make you happy. *The Batwave goes off* The Batwave.
Ben now has a full feed to the Batwave and to the news which tunes in.
WomanThe mind-boggling jewelry theft
here at Gotham Harbor...has left one man frozen solid...not to mention an actual iceberg
floating in Gotham Bay. Little is known about the bizarre perpetrator calling himself Mr. Freeze.
Alfred:There, you see. It's a sign. A winter retreat is in your future.
Batman suits up after alerting Ben.
On Shore.
Man:What is that?
Woman:Will my husband be all right?
Man:He's hypothermic, ma'am, but he'll pull through.
Man 2:No thanks to that maniac.
Ethan:So how'd he do it?
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Aliens And Bats.
FanfictionAfter Batman Is Saved From Bane by an unknown but ridiculously strong red skinned alien he decides to find out who this alien is and if he's a friend or a foe.
