(Dare idea from @MasterChainsaw )
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"AWHEM!" Lightpebble turned to grab another card. "THE NEXT MOST VOTED CAT WASSSS..."
"HEY! YOU CROW-FOOD EATING $#&! %$&# FOX-HEARTED COWARDLY SPAWN OF $#&$%!?$ MAGGOTS!"
Bramblestar (who is crippled from being shoved off Highrocks by Lightpebble a couple chapters ago) groaned. "oH wHaT now, you old bat?!"
Crowfeather, the modern Karen in Warriors, stormed into the camp.
"I'M CALLING YOUR MANAGER!"
"Crowfeather-"
*le gasp* "HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME!? THE diSrESpECT!"
"Crowfeather, please-"
"BRAMBLESTAR SHADDUP! The ONLY thing worse than you is the yelp review I'm about to give you!"
"NOT MY REVIEWS! YOU MONSTER-"
*Insert Crowfeather's evil laugh*
"ANYGAYS, I'm here to-"
"Complain? Whine? Find dumb excuses to bother your ex?" Lightpebble stated, Crowfeather being punched with insults.
"I AM NOT-"
"Shush, you fool, you've been chosen for a LOVELY game of Truth or Dare." Lightpebble said, holding up some cards.
"Do I have to-?"
"Mmyeah. Truth or Dare?"
"Tru-" Crowfeather began, before Lionblaze started cackling. "Hehhehehehehhehehehe wimp"
"I CHOOSE DARE."
"Great! Who has any ideas for a dare?" Lightpebble beamed, knowing very well how many cats in ThunderClan would love to embarrass Crowfeather. (Our poor lil Karen sad boi..)
"Hey Lightcat!" Lionblaze mewed, whispering in her ear. "I've got a GREAT one..."
"I OBJECT! THAT RAT IS TRYING TO-"
"OVERRULED!"
Lightpebble slaps 4th wall duct tape on Crowfeather's face. "ShUsH."
She then turned back to the crowd of cats. "AhEm. Crowfeather's dare is....hehehhehehhehe Crowfeather, I think you'll love this one. You have been dared to dress up like a cute shepardess-"
*le gasp from Crowfeather* "WHAT NO!"
"SHADDUP IM NOT DONE!" Lightpebble shoved him into her pocket dimension.
"-and sing a love song!"
*horrified gasp from Crowfeather, who's still in the pocket dimension*
"In FrOnT of EVERYONE! >:DDDDD"
Lightpebble pulled Crowfeather out from the pocket dimension. (She's a sTrOnG gUrL)
"LIONBLAZE ISTSC (i sWeAr To StArClAn ) IMMA KILL YOU!"
"Hhehehhehehhehehnehehnehhehehhehehehe loozer" Lionblaze looked very proud of himself.
"A dare's a dare, Crowfeather! Ya gotta do it!" Lightpebble smiled in eViL, handing him the most pink, adorable, shepErDly cat costume ever, and some sheet music."
(To all the Logical Lucies that say it's impossible for him to hold sheet music- iMpOsSiBlE iS aN oPiNiOn)
Crowfeather walked away to go change, coming back a few hours later (he had to learn the song, mah friends) . *dramatic sad boi Karen sigh* "iM rEadY."
"Go ahead, Crowfeather!" Lightpebble said, trying not to wheeze at the sight of him.
"Sh-shut up." Crowfeather walked on top of the Highrocks.
"Um, this is dedicated to a very special cat. I love her to this day, and am sad we'll never meet again. I miss you, Feathertail.."
"Awwwwwwh....." the entirety of ThunderClan went, Lightpebble dragging away a screeching Nightcloud. "YOU &$#%!"
"Ahem." Crowfeather took a deeEeeeEeEeeEp breath before beginning.
"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- oh wait sorry, that's the wrong song- that was for apologizing to Nightcloud heheh. Here's the one I was gonna sing."
Crowfeather shuffled through the sheet music, pulling out a few.
"Ahem."
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAYYYY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
AND HURT YOU"
There was a long pause as ThunderClan recovered from being rickrolled, before clapping, as Crowfeather had managed to pull of the dance moves as well.
"BRAVO, BRAVO, WELL DONE!" Lightpebble smiled. "Now, what did you come over here for?"
"Uhh-" Crowfeather started. "Probably something stupid. Lol, see you losers later!"
He paraded out of the camp (still in costume) and took his patrol back to WindClan.
"See ya! Alright, next cat!" Lightpebble turned back to her cards, shuffling through them.
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(Btw go search "i swallowed shampoo probably gonna die" on YouTube, it has been in my head all day and I need to share it)
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