(Kyle's Perespective)
I was at the bus stop with Stan and Kenny. It was weird for me to be here. Kenny always drove me.
And here comes the star of our show, Eric Theodore Cartman.
"Hey dudes." He just came and said.
"Hey Cartman." We all in union.
"So.. what crazy shit are we gonna do...?" Cartman asked looking at us with a very distinct look.
"Only the day knows." I heard Kenny say.
We stay quiet the whole time until.
"What was the context of what you said Tolkein's party, March 25th, Kenny?" Stan asked.
"You called him a fag infront of 50 something people. I had to say something." He said as he fixed his shirt.
"I genuinely think Kenny was in the right from what I've seen on YouTube." Cartman entered in the conversation.
"It made to YouTube?" I asked.
"Yeah. It made it on Instagram and Twitter too, heck, even Tiktok got to it." Stan showed me his phone.
"Not suprised. Wendy posted them didnt she?" I rolled my eyes while i say that.
"Most of the captions are leaving Stan soon days before i left her becouse she cheating on me with Bebe.." Stan explained.
"SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH BEBE?" Kenny and Cartman yelled in union.
"Dude.. Confessing this today, Wendy told me she wanted to leave Stan to date Bebe YEARS ago.." I laughed.
"AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME??" Stan yelled at me.
"Kyle Matthew Broflovski was sort if carried away.." I said as I should of my 500$ worth of lunch money.
"Danm.. Can I have some..?" Asked Kenny with a pleading expression.
I just gave in and gave him 30$
Stan puts on his headphones and pulled up Spotify.
"What are you listening to?" I asked.
"Uhh its.. Just by Radiohead." He answered.
"We've been here for a while now and starting to suspect that we missed this bus." Cartman said annoyingly.
Ding! One messge from burningpip!
burningpip:
Why the fucking bloody hell are you at the bus stop.
broski.k:
Dude.. its cartman's fault i tried to make him be more.. yk! As a person but seems like its not working..🙁
burningpip:
I can see that...
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"Who were you texting?" Stan looked up at me.
"Uhh.." iI look at Cartman because i didn't wanna trigger him.
"Dude?" Stan tapped my shoulder.
"You know who! Short blond hair, british, blue eyes!" I descripted.
"Ohh! It's him! What did he say?" He asked me.
"He asked we were at the bus stop." I answered.
"Did you tell him why?" Stan asked me once again.
"Yeah I did." I answered.
I looked the time.
It's was 7:00AM
The bus should be here by now.
I look at Stan as he was listening to music with heart eyes
He was magical.
He was handsome and attractive.
He looks at me and smiles.
I giggle at his smile.
"Dude you guys act so gay." Kenny laughed with Cartman.
"Yeah sure.." I sarcastically say as the bus pulled up.
"FINALLY!" We all sighed as we got on bus.
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We got to school and everything was normal except for one thing.
All eyes were on Stan.
We each moved away from each other one by one and their eyes only stayed on him.
"W-what.." He trembled.
ding! Two messages from: clydedenied
clydedenied:
DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD STAN LIKES BOYS???
broski.k:
Clyde. DUDE IK. HE KISSED ME I TOLD YOU THIS 4 DAYS AGO.
clydedenied:
Bro calm your giddy widdy floppers 😭
broski.k:
MY WHTA NOW???
clydedenied:
LMAO BROS BLIND🔥🔥🔥😭😭
broski.k:
suck my balls.
clydedenied:
kyky come down dude jk dawg jk
broski.k:
I'm gonna die
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"What's going on?" I say as if I don't know anything.
"I'm just gonna go to the bathroom for a while.." Stan ran to the bathroom.
Oh dear.
YOU ARE READING
?! . . . DIARY IN STYLE ☆ SP
Random(2023-present) Kyle gets a diary and writes about his life in it. Little did poor Kyle Broflovski know that this diary would make his life crumble like a cookie..
