(Cartman's perspective)
(voilei jaz & others im so sorry for what youre about to read 🙁)
"I have something to tell you." I say as I get of his back... slowly....
"CARTMAN!?! GET OUT OF HERE WORTHLESS FATASS." Kyle demanded.
I sighed.
"Kyle, would you believe me if I said I like you..?"
"YOU WHAT?!" He yelled at me.
"You think I'm lying. Do I tell you the full story or short it."
"THE WHOLE THING I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THIS ''CRUSH,, CAME FROM!" He yelp harder.
Sigh.
"Third grader, your first day at South Park Elementary. You say hi and hello to everyone but me. You looked angelic. I wanted to be just like you. You came over at Stan because he was the only one you knew. It got me mad. So I started ripping on you to get your attention. This was all supposed be a short time thing but kinda went with it. I jsut slow it down recently because I knew you need it."
"I don't remember one shit of what you said but that you liked me and you bullied me for attention but I like you new mullet!" Kyle pointed out.
"Heh..thanks Kahl.."
YOU ARE READING
?! . . . DIARY IN STYLE ☆ SP
Random(2023-present) Kyle gets a diary and writes about his life in it. Little did poor Kyle Broflovski know that this diary would make his life crumble like a cookie..
