(Stan's Perspective)
I ran to the bathroom. It was my first corny stupid instinct.
“Oh my god.. What did I do again? FUCK.’’I start walking in circles in that bathroom.
“Was it anyone I know? Obviously.. BUT WHO??’’
As I walk out see the girl Bebe is attracted to..
Wendy (Wendyl apparently sometimes) Testaburger.
"Hey snake." I glared at her.
"Hey queerio, bet you're chocking on that boy's non-existent dick!" She said.
"Rather transphobic for some mitski liquid smooth ass bitch!" I snapped back.
"EXCUSE ME??" She looked offended.
"BET YOU LIKE EATING BEBE'S NON-EXISTENT PUSSY BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING IMAGINATION." I snapped harder.
"AT LEAST SHE HAS WHAT YOU WANT." She snapped me.
"BITCH." I yelled.
(Kyle's Perespective)
I come back from buying a bag of Doritos and what was my ass see?
Stanley Marsh fighting Wendyl Testaburger.
And I heard the things "Kyle, Bebe, Kenny, Clyde, Dick, Pussy, Murder, Break-Up, Drunk, Weed and Divorce" I was immediately gretted with a group chat message from Kenny, Bebe and Clyde.
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clydedenied:
YALL WE FAMOUS WE GOT MENTION IN A STAN N WENDY FIGHT WAR IS OVER😭😭
call.b3b3s:
CLYDE SHUT UP IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY.
k3nnyw3nny:
It is only April istg this happens every month.
broski.k:
Fr THESE FUCKERS BROKE UP AND STILL DONT STOP💀
k3nnyw3nny:
Stan started it. He called her snake.
clydedenied:
Me personally, I think Wendy started it bc why are you just randomly bringing up your ex liking boys out of the blue⁉️ Could have just called him snake smh...
call.b3b3s:
FR OUT OF THE THINEST TYPE OF AIR DUDE WHO DOES THAT 💀💀
broski.k:
Honestly... provoked fr
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?! . . . DIARY IN STYLE ☆ SP
Random(2023-present) Kyle gets a diary and writes about his life in it. Little did poor Kyle Broflovski know that this diary would make his life crumble like a cookie..
