Faline San Conquers The World (Almost)

Prologue

A/N: i wrote this while snorting mounts of Nestlé's Every Day Dairy Whitener enjoi :D

In an apartment somewhere in Malaysia sat an eighteen-year-old boy with skunk-like hair and extreme rizz. It was raining cats and crusty white dogs. The aforementioned person was supposed to go on a date with some guy named Ken that he met on Tinder. But he was just not into it. It wasn't because of Ken, he was just not into people.

Meet our protagonist, Faline San. He's socially awkward, an introvert, a master of rizz, a baker, a smoothie-maker, an artist, a poet and the owner of Abie (our lord and saviour).

Faline was ecstatic when the first drop of rain fell, praying (despite being an atheist) that his date would get cancelled. Turns out, fate was in his favour that day. Because just ten minutes before their date, Faline got a text from Ken.

Ken: Sorry love. Have to cancel the date. It's raining quite heavily💦
Fal: good because my dad wasnt gonna let me come anyway (he's just jealous)
Fal: oh and also im pregnant with the spirit of tiktok's child
Ken: Your sense of humour remains unmatched. Until next time babe ;)
Fal: k.

Now that his date was cancelled, Faline could luxuriously spend the next three hours reading Wattpad, sitting on his toilet bowl. What a bliss!

Just as Faline was about to succumb to his unhealthy addiction of reading CreepyPasta fanfiction, a thought went through his brain. It wasn't a rare occasion as he was an overthinker, but this thought was like no other. Because this thought kept urging him to commit one thing. It was a thought more nagging than Asian parents when their neighbour's kid scores 95 in Maths and their kid only scored 94. It was a thought so wild, that only ADHD-diagnosed Faline could have come up with it.

The thought told him to conquer the world.

And Faline, being one who follows through on his impulsive reckless thoughts, complied.