Faline San Conquers The World (Almost)

Where To Start

How was Faline to conquer the world, one might ask. Well, it was pretty simple.

See, after the atrocious happenings of the cursed Twenty-Twenty, the world was left broken. And that might sound sad, pathetic or pitiable to some. But to our protag, it seemed like the golden opportunity to seize power. Yes, that sounds extremely dystopian and evil. But San was tired of his monotonous life. Besides, once in power, it's not like he would commit mass genocide or something, right? He just wanted power. For fun.

Faline opened his notes app and started making an itinerary on how exactly he was going to achieve his goal. San wanted to start his conquest from somewhere outside Malaysia. After all, outsiders are usually more successful in taking over territories than the natives. But he couldn't decide where to start. Europe? Africa? Asia?

San thought it would be better if he started from his own continent, ie. Asia. But which country in Asia? He pondered over it for a while. (4 hours and 33 minutes, to be exact. He even made a presentation using loose sheets from his old school notebooks at some point.)

What about Singapore? Should he start from Singapore? Or Vietnam? He had already been to both of these countries, so it would be easier to conquer them. But then again, he knew people from these countries, so it would be a tad bit embarrassing. Imagine opening the news and seeing your old high school classmate there, claiming your country as his own. How humiliating for the former classmate, indeed.

After considering all these things, Faline just decided to use a globe. He would rotate the globe and then randomly put his extremely muscular finger on some country, without looking at it. Whichever country he got, he would conquer it.

This was the most ideal way to choose his first victim. The only problem: he didn't have a globe. What now?

A/N: pls help me get noticed by faline plsplspls