"The only reason I am here, speaking to you all today, is because it's better than going to the gym.
Not better, just easier.
And I am in a place of comfort.
Avoiding all tasks.
Productive procrastination was what my grandfather's adopted son used to say.
"Never agree with the carpet's stains but always bear them in mind" that was the other thing he used to say".
Used to say. But not anymore. Not because he's dead.
He just stopped saying it."
