A/N: I'm bored, and of course, that means I'll have use an effective outlet, which is writing some shithousery. Think of this fic as a collection of wild ideas that aren't going to happen in any of my stories, but nevertheless, amusing to read.
Think of this story as an AU fan service omake on steroids.
Hope you guys enjoy it!
Ayanokōji Kiyotaka
After I had changed into my uniform, I went to the front gate as promised.
Just as she'd said, the purple-haired girl was waiting for me.
"You wanted to talk to me about something?" I asked.
"Follow me," she said.
"Follow you where?"
"The special building."
That was a really bizarre place. The girl started walking without any further explanation. Of course, I did not follow her.
What reason was there for me to even follow her?
The purple-haired girl seemed to have realized it a few seconds later as she stopped in her tracks and turned around, giving me a rather irritated look that reminded me of Suzune's face whenever I kissed her without warning.
"What are you waiting for?" The girl asked, irritated.
"Why would I follow you?" I countered, raising an eyebrow. "For all we know, you are walking me into an ambush. Tell whoever ordered you to fetch me that I'm not following their orders."
The purple-haired girl looked pissed, but to my surprise, it didn't seem like she was pissed at me but rather at the realization that she had just been given a troublesome order by whoever it was who commanded her. Someone who seemed to be rather cheeky by trying to pull a power play on me...
And that someone would be the leader of Class C, Sakayanagi Arisu, whose class fell behind Ichinose's Class B after I deliberately planned the expulsion of someone by the name of Totsuka Yahiko.
The guy called Ken a defect in front of me, and I just couldn't take the disrespect.
Now where was I?
Right.
This purple-haired girl was named Kamuro Masumi, and from the intel I'd gotten from the trustworthy snake, Hashimoto, she was in the same faction as he was: the Sakayanagi Faction.
I let out an exasperated sigh. While I did not have a direct confrontation with Sakayanagi Arisu, she had attempted to play several schemes that were supposed to spook me, but of course, it was to no avail.
I wondered what she wanted to talk about... but my curiosity was superseded by my desire to establish the fact that Sakayanagi must be the one who'd seek my audience, not the other way around.
"I doubt that's going to be the case," the purple-haired girl finally spoke, sighing. "Can you just play nice and come with me?"
"Nope," I replied, amused at the look on her face. "If Sakayanagi wants to meet, tell her to go to Room 4-01 within an hour. If she fails to come in time, then I will no longer entertain whatever it was that she wants to talk about."
The purple-haired girl's eyes widened at my words. "Y-You knew?"
"Naturally. Now, please do your job and relay my message to her. Thank you, Kamuro."
With that, I left the scene, leaving a flabbergasted Kamuro, who was trying to process how I knew who summoned me and how I knew her name.
How fun.
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