Tsumi and his hoess👍Choochoochima🥵
so um
helpRingring😩
oh no
what happened this timeHELP
SO
UM
I'M STUCK ON THE ROOF
🧍Samurai🤔
WHAT
THE
FUCK
??Sakusa💃
Wtf.
How did you even get stuck on there?Toeru🧐
well.
they saw a cat climbing up a tree and going up there, and wanted to "rescue" itSakusa💃
Wtf
Couldn't the cat climb down itself?IT DID
BUT NOW IM STUCK UP HERE
SEND HELPTsumtsum😯
don't y'all have like a ladder or smth???Choochoochima🥵
That's the problem.
We DID have a ladder, but Oikawa was playing around and he accidentally damaged the ladder.
He tried using the damaged ladder to climb up and broke it.Sakusa💃
HOW DO YOU EVEN BREAK A LADDERToeru🧐
IT WAS REALLY REALLY OLD AND IT WAS A WOODEN LADDER.Tsumtsum😯
oh yeah that makes more senseSamurai🤔
fr I thought he had broken a metal one and I was likeHELP
IM GONNA DIE
IF I DIE I LEAVE MY STUFFED ANIMALS TO RINRingring😩
oh you can die thenWHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
I THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED😔Ringring😩
we are
but i want your stuffed animalsSakusa💃
Uhm.
Anyways, how are you going to get f/n down?Toeru🧐
Oh yeah, we have no ideaChoochoochima🥵
I mean, I wouldn't mind leaving them up there for a few hoursToeru🧐
Oh yeah me neither
Actually, we should do itChoochoochima🥵
Yeah, we shouldWHAT
NO
YOU SHOULDNT
WAIT WHY ARE YOU TWO ACTUALLY WALKING OFF
oh look the cat is back
WAIT NO DONT LEAVE ME HERE
HELPChoochoochima🥵
The cat can keep you companyNOOO
HELP
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Hi, so I was rlly bored and decided to do this bc I have no friends or life👍 but lmk if i should continue this bc its been like two years and this is cringy asf
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