Weee wooo weee wooo weee wooooooooo
Shit ton of cop cars, ambulances, and other shit flew past speeding towards the school.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Brenda yelled.
*** early that morning ***
"It's my last time getting into your car before school... ever." Layne said as they closed the door and lit up a blunt and passed it dais who was already in the back seat.
"It's our last blunt before school together, ever homie." Dais said with a smile before taking a few hits and passing it back.
"We need to make today the best day of school ever." Brenda said turning around to talk to dais and Layne not noticing the little kid and grandma she ran over.
"BRENDA!" Testicles yelled looking out the window back at the two bodies that had hit the floor.
"Shit, let the bodies hit the floor I guess." Layne said also looking back at the bodies.
"I'll take a hit to that." Dais said taking a few hits then passing it back.
"What?" Brenda asked clueless.
"Bruh." Testicles just sighed looking in the rear view mirror as a ambulance showed up got the bodies on the stretcher and as they paramedics were getting the bodies in the back, some guys in ski masks came over with crowbars and beat the shit outta the paramedics, took the ambulance and drove off crashing into everything possible. "What the fuck." Testicles mumbled.
"Turn that shit up!" Layne yelled as Hava Nagalia started playing. So Brenda turned it all the way up and everyone had there heads out the window as they drove to Starbucks before getting To school.
As everyone sat in Starbucks waiting for Brenda to get her drink they gang was scheming.
"I have an idea." Dais said with a smirk.
"Hmm?"
"Huh?" Brenda asked.
"What?" Layne asked.
"Brenda you got some coke on you?" Dais asked eyeing brendas bag then eyeing the back of the store where the drinks were being made.
"Always, why? You want some. Cause shi-"
"No, but I do want you to pour some coke in the water supply when no ones looking." Dais explained.
"Oh this is so fucked." Layne said laughing.
"That's horrible, do it." Testicles said.
"Fuck, ok, ok." Brenda said and made her way over there and sneakily but not really so sneakily poured the coke in and swished it around with a straw before making her great escape back to the table, where everyone sat dying of laughter.
"We are going to hell." Brenda said.
"Or jail." Testicles added.
"Shit, Brenda won't mind some jail time, I heard they got painal orgies every night there." Dais said.
"She boutta be dropping the bar of soap on purpose every shower." Layne adds.
"I can just picture it." Testicles said.
"Bro's! I just got the greatest idea ever!" Brenda said all excited.
"Wut?" Layne asked sipping on their açaí.
"What?" Testicles and dais ask.
"Ima find a way to mix My two favorite things in life. Painal, and coke. You think I can get high if the coke enters my body through the anal cavity?" Brenda asked as she scratched her chin thinking like that statue the thinker.
