First off, Look I'm sorry I fucked up, I lost the most important thing of my life ever more important then my future even which is hard to beat... I'm sorry I didn't mean to lose the last book. But here we are all and I know what your thinking. "Layne the sequel is never as good as the first."
Well I say screw that this is gonna top anything that was in the past book. Now stop mourning the original global retards and start looking forward to what's to come. Just saying it was prolly too good of a story the universe was like no this is too good for normal humans to view; so it had to take it away.
Second, Update on every bodies life since it's been a while. Papi's livin' lavish in their mansion. Testicles got cottage in the woods with Charlie. Brenda's movin between trap houses. Shyenne moved to Japan and has become a famous voice actress. Layne's livin on an island on a mountain near a beach a nice little hut with a hammock with a view of the ocean, with their own personal weed farm. Also a little hut on the beach with surfboards, a studio, and hammocks by the tree line for chillin' and smokin'. Loui livin in a pot of gold in Ireland he uses a rainbow to travel between everyone's houses Or just anywhere in the world. Meanwhile everyone else just has a teleporter. Hany has his retarded Meth Camel. Hany's posted up in the white desert searching for lightening McQueen, and his dignity he lost it after witnessing an orgy between a clone of himself, Louis, Ross, and Hany. He lost his will too love after losing lightening McQueen to that cliff. Dais is living in the woods with a beautiful waterfall and pond in their backyard.
Lastly, enjoy.
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It was a peaceful Thursday night Layne had just finished a productive day of working in the studio and writing lyrics. Also chillin' with dais while dais was in the studio later in the day. Then ended the day off with some smoking and surfing. A nice day, that night tho when Layne went to sleep something weird happened.
Testicles had the tummy tingles as they got ready to go to bed they checked the house and around the house to make sure it was safe because of the tummy tingles but didn't find anything so testicles went to sleep, and something weird happened.
Something weird happened for everyone that night honestly.
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Layne woke up to the peaceful noises of birds chirping, sounded like a river was nearby, the sun was warm on their face, then their was like a low groaning, then screaming that woke Layne up fully. Layne looked around noticing Brenda struggling to fight off seven... walkers? And cannibals? (TWD, and the Forrest bitches). Brenda killed the fuckers using a pipe they found the other day, near an auto zone.
Layne crawled away quickly as one got past brenda and made it's way towards Layne. Layne grabbed a rock and bashed it into the walkers head and kicked it back as it made grabby hands for him. Layne threw the rock at the walker and was about to run for it and leave brenda to die when a gunshot rang out killing the walker in front of layne. Then two arrows were shot killing a cannibal and walker. The last cannibal had knocked Brenda down and was now on top of her... teehee, trying to kill her when a MAN came up behind the fucker and strangled it to death. Then flicked his hair as it flowed in the wind in slowmo as the dude winked at Brenda and blew a kiss.
"JOEL!?!?!?!" Brenda and Layne yelled. Brenda eyed Layne with excitement Layne knew what was up.
"Wow so busy with, jOeL don't even notice your daddy?" Daiz asks as they walk outta the shadows holding a gun.
"Hey daddy." Brenda said in a sexy voice, and daiz slapped Brenda's ass.
"Now remember that later when you're thinking about JoEl." Daiz said.
"DADDDY!!!!!" Layne yelled in excitement as they jumped on daiz back knocking them both over.
"I just might, that was a nice firm slappin not even gonna lie daddy, why don't you just bend me over right now and SHOVE THAT COCK DOWN MY BUTT! TILL I CANT FUCKING BREATH ANYMORE!" Brenda offered and leaned against the wall sticking her ass out, dais just eyed Brenda glanced at layne then back at Brenda.
