No One Ever Listens to the Magical Dragon

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After the disclaimer we see a dark room with a swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr. Popo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaoutzu, and Yajirobe are seen walking forward.

Tails whimpered. "Creepy."

Krillin: Um. Mr. Popo, are you sure this'll make us strong-

Mr. Popo: Pecking order.

Krillin: Sorry!

"Yeah, don't get on his bad side, Krillin." Sonic said, shaking his head. "It'll end badly for you."

Everyone, save for Yajirobe who disappears, arrives at the Pendulum Room and by a glowing red pentagram.

"Where's the other person?" Espio asked. "The one in the brown kimono?" 

"Yajirobe. In the original series, he didn't take part in this. It wasn't explained as he was never given a big role, as he was only a minor character." Andy explained.

"Sheesh, some of these characters don't get enough credit." Manic said, feeling sorry for the others.

Mr. Popo: Damn right you are. Now, stand in this circle here.

Everyone stands on the magic circle.

Tien: You mean, like this?

Mr. Popo: Yeah. Bye!

Krillin: Wait, what?!

The group on the circle then gets teleported away.

"What happened to them?" Sonia asked, concerned. "Where did they go?"

"I have a bad feeling we're about to find out." Silver said.

[Opening Sequence]

King Kai: Alright, today we will commence your training.

Goku: Woohoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?

King Kai: First, you must.......

Goku: Catch the monkey! (begins chasing Bubbles).

"He didn't even finish." Nine deadpans. 

"And it's not even training." Rebel added.

Knucks scoffed. "How is chasing a monkey even training??"

"Well, this is the actual training King Kai had Goku do." Andy answered. "Plus, this is just Goku being Goku." 

King Kai: Actually, I was going to.......

Goku: (continues to chase Bubbles) Whee!

King Kai: Okay, have fun with that.

"What do you think his reward is gonna be?? A banana??" Scourge chuckled.

Fiona laughed. "He is a monkey."

Andy shook his head. Scourge and Frieza would most definitely be friends. Probably.

We now come to the Z Fighters in a ruined city.

Narrator: Meanwhile, in... somewhere...

Yamcha: Wow, this place is a wreck.

Tien: I know-- the desolation, the ruin, the horror.

Krillin: Where are we, New Orleans?

A record scratches as Yamcha and Tien look at him.

Everyone had a deadpan look at Krillin's statement.

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