Sonic cast reacts to DBZ Abridged - Part 1

The Punchline - Part 1

The episode opens moments after Nappa's death by Vegeta.

Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! 

Scourge grinned. "Thank you, God."

Vegeta: I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!

Krillin: Re-Really?

Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.

Krillin: Awww.

"I mean, he didn't come to earth for nothing." Fiona shrugs.

Goku: Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. I need the both of you to get as far away as....(Krillin is suddenly gone) Where'd Krillin go?

We then cut to see Krillin flying away and screaming.

"I don't blame, after what he's been through." Silver said.

We come back to the battlefield with Goku placing his hand on Gohan.

Goku: Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.

Gohan: Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?

Goku: Yes, Gohan. Tell her... ("Coming Undone" by Korn plays as the camera slightly zooms in on Goku's face) to put dinner on... ("Coming Undone" plays again with the camera zooming in on Goku's face) because I'm hungry. (plays a third time with the camera once again zooming in on Goku's face).

"You know, I don't expect anything else from him." Knux groused, rolling his eyes.

Opening Sequence

We come to Goku floating down to the battlefield.

Vegeta: Alright, are you ready for this?

Goku: You bet I am! 

Sonic smirked. "Time to see what Vegeta can do."

Goku: But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?

"Why are they changing the battleground?" Rebel questioned, surprised

Vegeta: What's wrong with here?

Goku: I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.

Vegeta: Well, it is a little corpsy. (looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo).

Blaze frowned. "A little?? You've killed so many." 

We then come to King Kai's planet.

Narrator: Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.

King Kai: (in his thoughts) So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. (out loud) Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!

"Seriously??" Nine said, sighing in annoyance.

Bubbles: (subtitled) 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!

Bojack: (from inside King Kai's planet) Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!

Gregory: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? 

Amy nodded in agreement. "Yes, talk some sense into them, instead of betting who would win."

Gregory: If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!

King Kai: (makes a large hammer appear) You were saying?

Gregory: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Goku.