The Punchline - Part 2

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(The episode opens up with Goku getting launched by Ōzaru Vegeta's attack)

Ōzaru Vegeta: What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary.

"Wait...he can talk in that form?!" Tails questioned, shocked and surprised.

"Guess Vegeta has more control in that form, more so that Gohan did." Nine remarked.

Goku: (thinking) Man, this is worse than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and... (out loud) Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.

"What the hell is he rambling on about??" Knux questioned.

"It's a jab reference to a live action movie called 'Dragon Ball Evolution' which the people really, really, really hated." Andy explained.

"It was that bad??" Amy asked.

"Yep." Andy nodded. "But it's also the reason for Akira Toriyama to create a new series called 'Dragon Ball Super.'

Sonic raised a brow. "Dragon Ball Super? Was it good??"

Andy hummed. "It has its ups and downs, but other than that, it was pretty decent."

"Will we react to it?" Black Rose asked.

"That... I don't know."

Ōzaru Vegeta: Now, Kakarot, to finish this!

Goku: (thinking) Oh man, what would Yamcha do? (flashback to Yamcha exploding).

"Wrong choice, Goku." Blaze said, shaking her head.

Goku: Um... um... What would Tien do?! (out loud) Wait, I know! (jumps in front of Ōzaru Vegeta).

Knuckles raised a brow. "What's he gonna do?"

Ōzaru Vegeta: Prepare to die, Kakarot!

Goku: Solar Flare! (blinds Ōzaru Vegeta and flies away).

Ōzaru Vegeta: AAAAH!!! My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked. AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

"I don't think we needed to know that." Sonic said to which everyone agreed.

Goku: Alright, that should buy me some time, now let's see. Planet, give me your energy-- everything you can spare!

Ōzaru Vegeta: (in background) Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any sort of good death! You're going to die horribly, terribly, I'm going to eat your... (continues to speak in the background).

"Better hurry, Goku." Tails said wondering how long that blindness will last on Vegeta

Goku: Oceans, forests, people of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them! (starts glowing).

Ōzaru Vegeta: (in background) I'm going to hammer you... (continues to speak in the background).

Goku: There, I think I have enough energy-- but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt...

The scene cuts to a large buck groaning and then collapses.

Baby Deer: Daddy? Daddy?

The whole theater went quiet to what they witnessed. Sonic consoled Amy who was nearly on the verge of tears.

"Damn." Scourge cursed a little bit surprised.

"Yeah. Talk about dark." Shadow commented.

"And what's worse is that the dumb Saiyan didn't know what he's done." Eggman added.

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