It was currently September 8th, today you were supposed to be opening up the shop so you can start taking care of it, but you only have to do that in a few hours.
Right now, you were on your bed, bored.
You had already eaten and were dressed for work so there wasn't any reason for you to get up. You sighed and grabbed your phone that was laying next to you.
You decided that to cure your boredom there was only one solution... Twotter, and that's why you were now on the hell that is Twotter. You saw a few twots about the queen being in the hospital, which made you quickly write a twot about it.
Y/N @y/nlikesgoats
Istg if the queen doesn't die by 4 today I will personally go up there and finish the job myself- I DID NOT HIRE SOMEBODY TO GO UP THERE AND POISON THE QUEEN FOR NOTHING
You laughed at the replies that came in when you sent that twot. A few people got mad that you were joking about the queen dying.
You had a couple.. million followers on Twotter. Mainly because you streamed when you had the free time to do so.
After a little while of scrolling, you got a notification from one of your friends texting you.
Nikia 💜
You better not have done anything to my girlfriend istg y/n 😭
You
LOOK I WAS JEALOUS OK
Nikia 💜
Y/N NO
NOW WHOS GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN
You
She didn't EVEN LOVE YOU
Nikia 💜
OH SHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW
YOU WERENT EVEN THERE HALF OF THE TIME
You
SHAT??
Nikia 💜
SAIT NO
Y/N took a screenshot of this chat
Nikia 💜
YOU FUCKER
You
BLACKMAIL
oh shit i gtg
Nikia 💜
NOW?? YOU HAVE TO GO NOW RIGHT WHEN WE WERE IN A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT YOU POISIONING MY WIFE?
You
YES
my boss is letting me take care of the cafe while she's away. So I have to open it up
Nikia 💜
Ok take care dear! Remember not to overwork yourself! Oh and eat healthily!
Drink water too!
You
wowww the sudden change in attitude
Nikia 💜
Oh I'm sorry do you want me to go back to annoying you?
You
I-
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