Harry Potter x Sister Boniface Mysteries

Episode 1: Unnatural causes

[We are now at a train station and as time goes on the station empties leaving only Felix Livingston]

"You look so annoyed" laughed Margaret

[He looks at his watch and then picks up his second case and walks through a back gate and sees a man cleaning a bus]

"I can't believe you thought you were in London at first" said Margaret, Felix sat there in annoyed at his friends constant teasing

Felix Livingston: Excuse me?

"So polite, Sam be more like him" piped up Ruth jokingly as Sam just frowned at her

[The man looked up]

Man: are you here to work on the buses?

"he is in a suit does he look like he would be there to work on the buses?" asked Hermione incredulously as Harry glared at her for speaking kindly of his stupid squib siblings and their friends

Felix: No, I am on secondment to Scotland yard, I had no idea these parts of London were quiet so green

"there not" muttered Lily as James shot her a disapproving look

[The man began giving directions when a moped came racing through Felix jumped out the way to avoid being hit]

Sister Boniface: Detective Sergeant Livingston I presume? Sister Boniface, inspectors at the murder scene hop in I'll fill you in on the way

"You look so confused" pointed out Ginny dumbly "course he does, a nun drove in on a moped and casually said 'Detective Sergeant Livingston I presume? Sister Boniface, inspectors at the murder scene hop in I'll fill you in on the way' I think he has every right to be confused" said Margaret "Melody, that is no good thing for a lady to find a dead body come away" demanded James "Who the hell is Melody?" Margaret asked "you" said Snape, "by the way Potter's the dead body was a scene ago so get over it"

[As the sister rode through people jumped out the way of getting hit by her moped] 

Sister Boniface: Terrible timing at the Mangold Wurzel Festival, you see Uncle Tom Cobly was trying to knock the head of old aunt Sally

Everyone minus those who the knew the tradition looked aghast "why what had she done?" asked Lily frantic "not a real woman good god" huffed Margaret

Felix: [Confused] Why what has she done?

"see even he was confused" yelled Lily "I/He didn't know the tradition at that point" said Margaret and Felix in sync

[Margaret had come over]

Margaret: DS Livingston, sister

[she nodded to the two, Felix nodded back in response]

Sister Boniface: Oh hello Maggie, how are we this fine day?

Margaret: Fairly well but good lord the poor girl and poor Tom, anyway Sam asked me to go to the Bugle to make sure Ruth doesn't print anything

Ruth looked at the two quiet offended but made no argument