Episode 1: Unnatural Causes

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Previously: [Maggie opened Grace's mouth and jumped back seeing saw dust]

[everyone walked to the tent where the saw dust was and the sister began to explain]

Sister Boniface: So our killer...

Maggie: A mummer

"do not interrupt people while they are talking" snapped Lily, Maggie just rolled her eyes

[The sister nods and the imagination of Maggie and the Sister go haywire, we see Grace in a maids outfit and a man holding her head in the barrel]

the two got some odd looks, and the Potter's were trying to work out why their children/siblings were ignoring them, Ruth sensed this and frowned at them

Sister Boniface: Holds Grace down and as she opens her mouth to scream...

Maggie: Her airways fill with saw dust thus suffocating her

[we go back to reality where Felix is covered in saw dust and choking]

"Sorry" said Maggie, Felix shrugged he knew Maggie and the sister were genuinely sorry

Maggie: Sorry we needed an example and Sam would never let me do that ever

Sister Boniface: Well I would expect not considering you nearly drowned him

"you what?!" yelled Lily "I/she nearly drowned my/her brother" said Ruth and Maggie "why?" "I was annoying the life out of her" said Sam "no there was a piece of seaweed and I got freaked out and climbed on top of him" said Maggie "thus dunking him under water, which I know because I was a witness" silence they received silence "we were 5" said Sam trying to ease up the awkward silence, still silence

Maggie: in my defence I was 5

Sam: Doesn't help your case

Maggie: Ruth is my witness

"Still doesn't help" said Sam "yes it does"

[Peggy walked in]

Sam: Ah this is Peggy Button....

Maggie: the finest WPC in the county

"I'm the only WPC in the county" said Button

Peggy: I'm the WPC in the county, sir you might want to take a statement from Miss Thimble

"Miss Thimble?" asked Ruth uncertainty "we need to get witness statements somehow Ruth" said Sam

Maggie: Sam, I'm going to Cambridge later

Sam: Ok, be careful you know what some of them are like to the female professors

Maggie: I'll be fine Sam, besides I'm not going yet

"what does that mean?" asked Harry as the women and the sixties people face palmed 

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