Harry Potter x Sister Boniface Mysteries

Episode 1: Unnatural Causes

Previously: Margaret: Fairly well but good lord the poor girl and poor Tom, anyway Sam asked me to go to the Bugle to make sure Ruth doesn't print anything

Felix Livingston: Right well thank you sister, I'll take it from here

"In my defence I didn't know she worked with the police" said Felix 

[The sister was grabbing her case]

Sister Boniface: Right-o then

[The sister walked over as well, we see Sam examining the body]

All the girls looked at him practically drooling over him and Felix as Margaret and Ruth glared at them

Sam Gillespie: Grace Pearson age 23 worked as a housemaid at Bellamy Hall, Purse, shopping list, library ticket and ten bob so what do you think?

Sister Boniface: Well I think we can rule out robbery

"the Bellamy's god I hated the brothers" said Maggie "well yes you would because you have a job and they thought 'you don't conform to traditional female roles' trust when I say I didn't like them either"

[Margaret walked back]

"that was quick" said Lily dumbly "really" asked Margaret sarcastically

Sam: Maggie you're back quick

[Margaret gasped in sarcasm and Sam gave her a pointed look]

"Sarcasm is a strength of Maggie's unfortunately" said Ruth, Maggie looked mildly offended

Margaret: Ruth wasn't that far ahead

"it is true she had just left as Sam arrived knowing the lecture she would be given" said Maggie [Margaret] as both Ruth and Sam nodded in agreement

Sam: What'd you tell her?

Margaret: That if this gets out her friendship with us is over so far it has worked, no promises though

"it didn't last for long" said Ruth as Sam nodded 

[Sam finally looked past his sister]

Sam: ah, Sam Gillespie you must Fred....?

"terribly memory" said Sam "unlike that one who has the eidetic memory" pointed Sam to Maggie

Sister Boniface/Margaret: Felix

Margaret: [playful] Get a better memory Sam honestly 

[Sam smiled sarcastically at his sister, who grinned cheekily back]

"Sarcasm is Sam and Maggie's thing, quiet literally no-one does it better than the Gillespie twins" pointed out Ruth "Potter triplets" corrected James, not like the blonde reporter, who frowned at him "given that I have known them since we were young and they were raised by the Gillespie's I think I have a right to say the Gillespie twins"

Sam: Detective Sargent Felix Livingston of Hamilton....

[Sam looked at Maggie]

Maggie: Bermuda

"Maggie?" asked Hermione "Gretta, Peggy, Maggie they are Margaret's nicknames" said Ruth

Sam: Thank you Maggie

Felix: There has been some mix I was actually seconded to Scotland Yard

[Maggie scrunched her nose in disgust]

Sam: ah typical met they don't know their arses from their elbows if you'll pardon the langauge sister

the great hall [minus a few people] stared at Sam horrified about his language

[Margaret grinned, she knew what Sam was saying basically the Met was useless when it came to that sought of thing, as the sister walked over to the body]

Sister Boniface: oh pardon granted Sam, after all I am predisposed to forgive

"why?" asked Harry stupidly "she's a nun, knobhead" said Ginny

Sam: right well anything I don't know like the murder weapon?

"I love how there are no jokes as of yet and soon enough there will be" said Ruth

[The sister was taking photos and Margaret looked at the eyes]

Maggie: Hmm, Petechial hemorrhage means more likely asphyxiation than anything

"so what are you're qualifications?" asked Hermione "I have a PhD in biochemical science like the sister and I also have an English degree and I am an English and science professor at Cambridge University" said Maggie

[Maggie looked at something in Grace's nose]

Maggie: Sister, bring a set of tweezers

Everyone was slightly confused but said nothing

[The sister pulled something out of Grace's nose]

Sister Boniface: And you're murder weapon identified

"what is that?" asked hermione everyone shrugged 

[Maggie opened Grace's mouth and jumped back seeing saw dust]

Everyone gasped horrified the younger students started crying only to be comforted by the older students 

Sister Boniface: oh dear God

Felix: Good Lord

[Maggie stood with Sam]

"How are neither of you that concerned?" asked Hermione Ruth, Sam and Margaret shared a look, the three were involved in WWII and did worse things than seeing saw dust is some ones mouth