TDS Headcanons - Italais

⛑️ Medic ⚕️

- [ ] Lead Medical Director of the Towers

- [ ] Medical Professional (revoked)

- [ ] If you need medical help, call literally anyone else other than her.

- [ ] She is VERY crazy ⚠️

- [ ] She's got extremely messy black hair, dark spots under her eyes and a VERY unhinged smile.

- [ ] She tried to keep her hair tied in a bun but strands of loose hair fall in-front of her face & sides.

- [ ] Schizo energy

- [ ] Sleep deprived insomniac

- [ ] 4 Hours of Sleep (average)

- [ ] Workaholic

- [ ] Someone help this girl sleep bro this is why she's crazy 😭😭

- [ ] She was deemed "Unfit for Duty" by Base Psychologist

- [ ] Strangely, the Base Psychologist disappeared a few minutes after that conversation.

- [ ] What's also strange is that the medical ward received a lot of organs from a "generous" donor that same d-

Oh...

- [ ] She had her medical license revoked before she joined the army because of an "incident involving missing skeleton"

- [ ] Wanted to be a teacher when she was younger, but she found herself in the medical field.

- [ ] She SOMEHOW got into the army as a medic (I wonder who let her in)

- [ ] Very solid medical professional

- [ ] Nearly got fired after removing Party Soldiers spinal cord.

- [ ] ^^^ to be fair, that was completely justified.

- [ ] Party soldier tried hitting on her so she removed his spine, gave him horse liver transplants and added an extra hand to his arm.

- [ ] NO ONE messes with Medic ⚠️

- [ ] Well, one person messes with medic on the daily and gets away with it.

- [ ] Of course, it's Commander!

- [ ] Commander and Medic act like a married couple everyday at base.

- [ ] Not even gonna lie, they are literally perfect for each other.

- [ ] So much sexual tension bro 💀💀

- [ ] Com and Medic usually have arguments that devolve into accidental, suggestive, sexual flirting.

- [ ] "I can't believe you shot him! Instead of helping him, you shot him in the face with a shotgun!"

"What? The man was already dying, so unfortunately, I needed to diagnose him with death."

"You're lucky that I cut you slack, otherwise I'd kick your giant, curvy ass out of this military unit!"

"Oh yeah? You're lucky you have very huge, well-maintained six-pack, otherwise I'd cut your chest open and implant pig lungs in you!"

"I'd love to see that beautiful face of yours try to do that!"

"I'd love to see that attractive face of yours try and stop me!"

"You crazy, vile and disgustingly attractive woman..."

"You stern, ego-driven and handsome man..."

"I just want to watch you beg on your knees to stay in this Military Unit..."

"I just want to watch your unconscious body squirm while I stand over you..."

*Com and Med giving eachother a death glare*

"Can both of y'all shut up and smash?"

"YOU TWO SHOULD JUST FUCK ALREADY!"

"Ew, get a room or something."

>-<

- [ ] Everyone at base is betting on how long it takes for them to hook up.

- [ ] Shipped by literally everyone.

- [ ] Why is it taking so long for them to smash 😭😭 JUST FUCK OR DOMETHING

- [ ] Scout acts like medic and commanders son and they have this fun trio family dynamic.

- [ ] Medic acts like a mommy to little Scout.

- [ ] Mess with scout and you may wake up to several body parts missing ⚠️

- [ ] Mess with commander and you may be dead ⚠️

- [ ] She gave Minigunner a Übercharge to use in battle and it SCARED BOTH MINIGUNNER AND THE ZOMBIES

- [ ] "Doctor, are you sure this will work? My heart hurts and my chest is tight!!"

"HAHA, I HAVE NO IDEA!!!"

- [ ] She's got a abunch of white doves that she has as pets (she stole them from the British Prime Minister)

- [ ] She may or may not be a crazed German doctor

- [ ] Her papa worked on a lot of Mr Austrians "wunderwaffles"

- [ ] Expert in human anatomy!

- [ ] She might be fucked up in the head, but she's still got a big heart ❤️

- [ ] Well, multiple big hearts* ❤️❤️❤️

>-<

Sorry y'all I was in Boston and couldn't post anything, FUCK BOSTON

dude, cop cars and EMTs everywhere
Vapers everywhere
Crazy homeless people
Red Sox fans 🤮🤮
LETS GO YANKEES 👏👏
AND OF COURSE, the most infamous Boston thing ever, the absence of the letter "R"

Dude I thought it was a stereotype but those "people" can't actually say "R"

"Ay, going to the g'een monsta'?"

Honestly, Boston is the Florida of the US
for the love of god, can you Boston mfers please leave the Union

No meme because I didn't expect to post this so soon 😭

Thank you crafty for the divine ship of medic x commander, this is literally perfection made by a goddess

Militant x Medic 🤮

Militant x Raider 😋

I MEAN UH-

Commander x Medic 😋

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