TDS Headcanons - Italais

🗝️ The Creator 🪨

- [ ] The Creator of Everything

- [ ] God of Everything

- [ ] The Lord of Tomfoolery.

- [ ] Controls the Fiery Pits of Hell

- [ ] The greatest enemy that the towers have ever faced. A tougher foe than anything they've seen.

- [ ] He can CREATE anything he can conjure. With a stroke of a finger, entire planets are born. He has unlimited power.

- [ ] The downside of being a God is that, well, you tend to be a little insane. By "a little" I mean he's utterly demented and unpredictable.

- [ ] This Mfer acts like a middle schooler in the back of the bus (^^ only bus riders understand this)

- [ ] (Once, we nearly got hit by a speeding train, fuck da school bus 😭)

- [ ] The Creator is always in a great mood! Everyday is a good day to him. The way he sees it, there's beauty in everything.

   "Today is just so wonderful! I feel fuzzy inside like a duckling full of rabid tarantulas."

- [ ] He's a nature lovin' God. He loves spending time out in the gorgeous outdoors. Interacting with the stunning animals he's created.

- [ ] Some weather that the Creator loves:

* Mandelbrot Rainbows
* Screaming Tornadoes
* Raining Dark Matter
* Depressed Dustclouds

- [ ] He's getting a little depressed for being a God. It's draining on his mental health. He's currently consulting a therapist as we speak. Hope he gets better, thoughts and prayers to him 🙏❤️

   "It's fun for the first few eternities, but after you've done everything mentally possible, it gets boring. Y'know?"

   "Mister Creator, I am literally a tree, not your therapist. Please leave me alone. I'm not real. Please take your medication. You're hallucinating."

- [ ] Oh yeah, Creator has severe schizophrenia. Dangerous levels of hallucinations during his episodes.

- [ ] Keep any narcotic substance away from him at ALL costs. And for fuck sakes, KEEP HIM AWAY FROM WEED!! Don't let the Creator hit that zaza or he'll create some wacky shit.

- [ ] I can easily see him become a pothead or a methhead. I can't imagine the disgusting creations he would make if he ever got high on dat zaza.

- [ ] He feeds off of the suffering of experienced by others. He's all and powerful, but the tears of the oppressed, cries of the dying, and the screams of the agonized are music to his ears 🖤🖤

- [ ] Screaming gets him very excited. By excited, I mean sexually aroused. He into that type of shit. Weirdo.

- [ ] He's worshipped as a god by the 'Titans' but he don't care. He finds it annoying most of the time.

   "All hail Creatorem! Deus Ex Creatorem!! Deus Ex Creatorem!! Your almighty, how may we serve your-"

   "Shut the FUCK UP. Can't you see that I'm TRYING to spend some quality time with my pet rocks?! You bums should go worship some bitches instead."

- [ ] Whenever the Creator appears, shit gets real. Like, REALLY real. If he's pissed off, then expect utter chaos to unfold.

- [ ] Gravity disappears, the sky collapses on itself and time is no longer a functioning integer. Reality is not existent. You are the mercy of the unending chaos and nonsense. Pray for a swift end to the bombarding anarchy.

   "Now that I'm here, on this spectacular night, I'm going to free you all! I must warn you, It's Gonna Get Weird..."

   "F-Free us...?"

   "Duh. Save you from the delusions that society gave you! The fabric of existence is not real. The earth is actually flat. Mass and density is a lie that scientists told you! The Oort Cloud is fake. Your true purpose in life is to spread nonsense. Astrophysics are fake. Your life is a simulation."

- [ ] The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.

- [ ] The Creator loves animals so much! Here are some of his favorite little creatures.

* Fire-breathing Cats
* Choir singing Bears
* Cannibalistic Dogs
* Dancing Whales
* Extremely Fast Tortoises
* Skateboarding Ducks
* Rocks - rocks are his favorite animal of all time

- [ ] Holy shit he loves his pet rocks. Rocks are his favorite animals and he just finds them so adorable! Constantly gives them belly rubs and headpats.

- [ ] He has a sedimentary rock, metaphoric rock, igneous rocks, asteroid rocks, graphite rocks, etc.

- [ ] Completely unhinged individual. He is a danger to everyone in the universe. Someone needs to get him help before he commits something unthinkable.

- [ ] Has a celebrity crush on Bill Cipher. He has bunch of pictures of the gay triangle in his room. Before he goes into hibernation, he kisses his poster good night.

- [ ] 'It's Gonna Get Weird' is his favorite song of all time. He jams to that shit on the max.

- [ ] Has a banana who is his friend. His name is Pedro. They are besties.

- [ ] Lord Exo is this annoying prick who tries killing him everyday. It was cute at first, but now it's getting on his nerves.

- [ ] He is very good with children!

   "Hey kiddos! It's your supreme overlord, THE CREATOR :o)!! Remember that I watch you sleep at night. You're just a meat-computer inside a skin-robot. You have no control over anything in life. You're meaningless in the face of time. Nothing in this world makes sense. Nonsense is the only way to feel anything. When you die, you stay conscious and feel everything that happens to your decaying body for all of eternity. Love is just a chemical produced by your brain to mate. You don't actually love anyone. You're nothing and your dreams are minuscule. The heat death of the universe is inevitable. You'll be inevitably forgotten. Jupiter can turn into a Star at any moment and incinerate Earth. Gamma ray beams will kill your species in the next 225 years."

  *some poor kid starts bawling his eyes out*

- [ ] Hates the towers and those pussy ass humans. If he wanted, he could kill those cunts by sitting on their stupid planet. He doesn't do it because he procrastinates a lot.

- [ ] Hibernates for a few years cuz he's sleepy all the time.

- [ ] Do NOT invite him to slumber parties. He's the "prank 'em john" guy. He'll probably put your fingers in warm water when you're asleep.

- [ ] Well, either that, or he'll open a portal to hell and unleash hordes of undead zombies into your slumber party. 50-50 chance.

- [ ] Loves spreading mass misinformation across the universe cuz "haha funny".

- [ ] Overall, he's one of the gods of all time. GET THIS GUY SOME HELP PLEASE.

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