*NOT MY ART* uh so basically I like wrotting poetry but have no story motivation so thought this was a good middle ground so uh ya. btw my poems are weird and will have tw for most so be prepared
Btw I drew the image, idk if I like the weird shapes or not- 💀(nvm I changed it)
Oh Mx. Mushroom why are you here Don't you know we love mushroom stew? "Yes, yes I do know that well" "That's why I fell down the well"
Oh Mx. Mushroom there is no well Did you have too many sips of our juice? "Oh we mushroom heads come from another world" "Would you like to follow me there?"
Oh Mx. Mushroom that sounds divine! But I most tell my mother, else she will fret "No, no, no, she must not know" "Just grab my hand and follow me home"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, I guess that's fine I'll grab your hand and you'll lead me there "Yes, yes, little one" "I'll take you there"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, this place is so lovely All these mushroom heads, look divine "Yes they do, but I'm oh so hungry" "Would you look to make food together?"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, I would love to! Let's go now for I'm also hungry "That's divine little one but what is your name?" "You seem liked you'd have a pretty one"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, you make me blush! My name's just [redacted], oh so basic "Oh no, no, no, [redacted] is such a unique name!" "Now, [redacted] let's go make some food"
Oh Mx. Mushroom what happebed here? Why are there people in a cage? "Oh, [redacted] this is our food!" "But don't worry your safe, we only consume mushroom eaters"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, this is so cruel! My best friends in there crying for me! "Œh [rędæçtęd] įt'ß øñłŷ fæįr" "Thęŷ ætę œur fæmīłįę'ß, ßœ wę ætę thęīrß"
Oh Mx. Mushroom that's not kind Maybe just ask them not to eat your kind "Dœñ't ŷœū ßęę, thęŷ wœn't łīßtęñ tœ mę" "Ī æßkęd æñd płęæd, thęÿ łæûghęd æt mę"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, I guess that's fine But may I request to dine another way? "Oh [redacted] I'm glad you agree" "And yes that's fine, just no mushrooms or fungi"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, your so divine Don't eat me tonight, and it'll be fine "I won't eat you tonight if you behave" "Or ever for that matter just behave"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, this stew's so delicous What is it made of? Rabbit, or slew? "Oh no, no, no, no, no, it's made of you!" "Made of your friends who taste just like you!"
Oh Mx. Mushroom, your beggining to scare me Why woild you do this, I trusted you! "Oh silly child, weren't you tild to never trust a stranger!" "Now your next, I've seen you eat mushroom stew!"
Oh Mx. Mushroom then why wait 'til now?! Why wait 'til you've fed me myself? "Oh silly child, to scare you" "You're a special one, I was sent by our ruler to catch you"
Oh Mx. Mushroom why is that? I'm so ordinary my name is [REDACTED] "Oh [redacted] I'm unsure" "But now I have to knock you out."
OH MX. MUSHROOM PLEASE STO-... "Woopsies, I got a bit carried away" "Blood slipt every, well you saw too much" "Now your next, lights out"......
AND THATS A WRAP. I realize this was wayyyy longer than normal but I kinda like that yk? or maybr I'm just a weirdo- also this was the original header image thing
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