Shot in the dark

Acknowledgements

Firstly, I’d like to thank this piece of pizza I was eating when I had the idea for this story. That pizza was awesome. And I’d like to thank my Dog who stood by and let me tell her all the things that were happening with her eyes closed. (I’m pretty sure she was sleeping but She’s still a great listener). I’d like to thank my mother who understood when I said I don’t want her to read the book. I’ll write a clean version! maybe…. Perhaps…. Sorry mom, it’s not happening. I’d like to say that when I was brutally murdering Steven, My brother slapped my cookie out of my hand and it hit the floor so that was raw anger in that scene. When I wrote the break up scene I was currently going through a breakup so if you cried, you were crying with me. I would like to say Fuck you to the cat that jumped on my computer and proceeded to lay on my keyboard and hissed when I tried to get you to move. I was already at five percent and cutting those letters out drained my battery. Thanks a lot pugsley.  Also, I would like to thank my haters because saying I told you so made the long nights worth it to see you suffering in pain knowing that I am 100% better than you are.