Human for you (DIO x M!Reader)

Telling

" So tell me about yourself." The vampire growled.

"Why should I, Brando." You spat while squirming in your chair.

" Don't you dare call me that!" DIO yelled as he slammed the table.

"Whatever. Why the fuck do you have me hear and how did I get here? Am I high or something?"

"No, A stand user brought you here. And what's high?"

"Ppfft! It's when you have funny things that make you go silly, wacky, you may even say goofy." You joked. "But seriously, why am I here."

" I got bored and hungry. I figured it would be interesting to toy with someone." He sighed. " But your not really entertaining so I might eat you soon."

"Fine fine fine. What do you want to know about me."

" Anything really." You looked mildly concerned at the vampire, he was out of character.

" Odd of you to care but ok. My name is L/N Y/N. I'm 23 years old. My house is in the (where ever ya live) where (whatever is), and I am not married. I work as an employee for the government as a secret agent, and I get home every day by 9 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get seven hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about two seconds of stretches before going to bed, I usually have many problems sleeping until morning. Just like a teenager, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very exiting life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sanity. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone." You finished proudly.

"Oh." DIO was speechless and was confused at why you where laughing so much.

God, I am so proud of myself.

" I have questions for you."

" Hit me with em."

" I would if i could. How do you know my name and who I am?"

" I am from a universe where you are a Bisexual vampire who has a grudge against an entire Bloodline and shows up in multiple different parts of said series. Once as yourself from the 18 hundreds, once as you are now, once your trouble was carried on, then your son took over a mafia, then you and your boyfriend reset a universe, then you where a dinosaur, then you where another person all together, then you came back as who knows what."

" So where you come from I am a fictional character?"

" Correct, bingo, right on the spot, a hundred ten percent yes, absolutey, we have a winner."

I hope i am annoying him, i think i am. I am doing a good job. Ill be outta here in no time! Either dead or alive.

" So you know my history and what I am planning?" The vampire questioned.

" Yes, assuming it is the same world plot and stuff. Now, are ya gonna eat me or not?"

" Mabey, not now. You are to entertaining." He said while swirling his glass full of blood, You shivered at the sight.

Why me? There is no good reason for me to be in a different world, let alone about to die to death from a vampire! Damn it! I guess I could try to find a way to escape, but if i manage to then what? Do I just walk around illigaly? Do i try to get into a country and get my record down? Can I ever go back? What the fuck...

" Seems like you are troubled about your future, y/n... You won't have to worry about that, you don't have much time here..." He said with a crooked smirk and chugged the rest of the blood in his chalice.

" I wonder how i would taste? Would I be sweet, sour, salty, savory, i don't know? I hope I taste good." You thought out loud.

" Aren't you going to eat? You should be grateful for the food, most prisoners dont get food you ungrateful brat."

" Oh, i am very glad that you totally care about my existence and that i need food. I am in fact, very hungry. It's just the food is moving on it's own." You said with disgust as you pointed a tied down arm to some food on a platter that was very much moving on it's own.

" Fine, starve yourself. You ungrateful twat." He said as he gestured for his servant to remove your food. " Bring the bastard to a worse cell, make sure it's all locked up." He ordered as your ties where removed.

You took the chance to try to run but time stopped before you could. You where dragged down the cold dreary hallways. The dim light stone walls seemed to go on for eternities. You where promptly brought to a cell that was worse than your old one. Its walls where covered in cobwebs and its floors where literally flooded. There was no bed, no candles, only remains of other humans decorating to soaked ground.

Wow, i hate that shithead. This is the least he coulda done. Id rather die than sleep next to a fuck done of dismembered bodies. Its also pretty fuckin cold...

" I am sorry for Lord DIO's behavior towards you. It must be near unbearable... I will bring you a blanket but thats all i can do. Sorry sir." TD apologized while locking you in.

"It's ok dude. I feel sorry for you haha. Always getting bossed around, you kinda deserve better. Well, you would if you didn't steal people's souls.. Anyway good night? Or day, i dont know your schedule." The man smiled at your kindness.

"You have a good day or night as well." He said while walking off, stepping carefully over rats.

Ill try to, but seeming these accommodations i should be pretty miserable!

Authors noteeeeeeee: TD is gonna be really nice to ya casue i like him thats why. Have a good day or night sunshine!<3