Human for you (DIO x M!Reader)

The Mansion

   

You woke up in a haze. Your head hurt, your arms hurt, your legs hurt, your back hurt, everything hurt. Collecting your mind and sitting up you look around the room. The 'room' was more like a cell. Walls made of thick stone, a prison cot for a bed, a shattered door to a 'bathroom', the door to the 'room' was wooden with rot on it. No windows where present only candles that smelt horrible.

What is this place? How did i get here? Oh yeah! I traveled universes, and there was DIO. Aint no way that I'm in the Jojo universe! OH SHIT! You checked your mouth for fangs, all clear. Few! Close call with that one! Any hoozle doozle, how am i gonna get outta here? Am I going to get eaten? S-H-I-T where is my bag- Oh no.

You heard footsteps coming down what you assumed was a hall. A tall figure in purple swung the door open.

"Master DIO wants to see you." He said as he approached you. You shied away further into the cell. Not cornering yourself because thats stupid, but putting your back to the wall so you could move in three directions while your vulnerable side was safer. You got in a fighting stance and waited for the fight.

FUCK! This is Vanilla Ice, and he has a stand! I DON"T HAVE A STAND! fist fighting wont do shit! I mean, if DIO want's me then Vanilla won't kill me, ill break a bone or two but not get sucked into a void of no return. Actually, that sounds fun! Mabey i'd meet Avodol. NO! I can't give up or think like that! I have to try at least!

Vanilla pounced upon you, you dodged his attack You hauled your ass down the hall, you ran up the stairs, hoping it led to a more open area. Vanilla was right behind you, he was slower though. You ran past midevil looking decor along the upstairs hallway and looked for windows. Any kind of opening to get sunlight in. You stopped once you found a curtain, hoping it covered your escape. You pretended to catch your breath. While acting tired you felt watched, not by Vanilla who you could hear down the bend in the long hall, but by someone else. You ignored about it till your main threat was gone.

"HA! You thought you could run, fool! Look at you, tired and weak. DIO will not be happy that his prey is sweaty, you'll pay for that." He lurched toward you.

As soon as he got close to the end of the curtain you tore it open. Blinding sunlight kissed your body as the vampires hand seared to a bubbly wax. You couldn't help but smile as the vampire took another accidental step into the sun, melting half his arm. Both of you stepped back, but only one of you doubled down in pain. You started to run again but you heard a smooth deep voice say something to Vanilla. Knowing trouble was around the corner, er.. behind you, you ran faster.

The curtain was suddenly blocking the sun again. You felt a cold breath down your neck as a strong clawed hand gasped your arm.

"AAHH! FUCK!" Screaming in fear but also pain you slipped back onto the arms owner. The hand was cold and big, with claw like hands, the grip strength was so incredible that in cut your arm or at least severely bruised the muscle.

"I didn't expect you to be so smart. Or well fit. You managed to outrun my best servant and melt half his arm. Im impressed, you don't even have a stand to do this. How did you even know how to harm him? And for you Vanilla," DIO turned to face Vanilla holding what was left of his arm, "I am very, very disappointed. How did you let some human outrun you and beat you up?" Vanilla looked down in shame.

I can't belive DIO Brando is slowley ripping off my arm! Im honoured but also fuck you you bastard! You God awfull inhuman non human vampire! How do I get out of this one? OH FUCK NO HE'S GONNA EAT ME! NOT IN THE GOOD WAY EITHER! FUUUUCCCKK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Uuuh, I KNOW! I can try biting him? No, that might turn me into a vampire, not risking it. Or i could punch him, no he wouldn't feel a thing. I KNOW!

You turned around to face the tall blond face on. Then you did it. You kicked DIO Brando square in the balls. You weren't sure if he would feel it, but you prayed he did. DIO let go of your arm in shock with a pained expression on his face. You can't believe that worked! You continued to run as fast as you could, faster now.

"I"M RUNNIN FASTA THEN SONIC BITCH!" You couldn't help but say a snarky remark. But this joy didn't last for long as time stopped. Feeling a heavy force nock into your back and grabbing your arms. Falling to the ground you knew you lost. DIO tackled you and whispered in your ear, after all a whisper was all he could manage after that pain.

" Even though you're gonna kill me at least I can tell people in the afterlife that I kicked a vampire in the balls! That my friend, is something you can't brag about!" With that you excepted fate. Waiting for it.

I was planning on more ellegant last words but never mind. I hope its quick.

"How could I kill such a odd specimen so soon. I haven't even got any entertainment from you. And you're the only one from another universe, I am no fool to waist this. you have a little respect for your quick thinking though. " He said as he dragged you off. " But don't you dare think this will get you a get-out of jail free card."

Athours noteee! Sorry there was alot of "silly' stuff in this, just me being dumb haha. Kinda feel bad for writing a romantic fanfic about a wretched villain but oh well. Might start another jojoxreader to fill the boring world with more cringe! STAY HYDRATED!!