Human for you (DIO x M!Reader)

Chapter title i forgor

" HOOOOOMMMMEEEEE ON THE RANGEEEEEE WHERE THE CORPSES HANGGGGG. HOMMMMEEE ON THE RANGGGGG WHERE THE RATS SCURRY AND COMPLAIN HOO-"

" Stop singing that loud or ill have you beheaded." Vanilla Ice glared at you.

" Didn't see ya there." You kicked your feet back and fourth.

Am i being annoying? i hope i am. I mean, usually im much more serious and mature, But what else am i supposed to do down here except act drunk?

" Lord DIO requests your presence." He plainly stated as the prison door swung open.

" Why?"  He didnt answer, he violently tossed you out of your cell and dragged you through the large mansion.

Down the large stone halls you went, passing all the tapestries and fancy decor. The cold nipped at your nose, the musty smell of old lingered through the place. Soon you arrived at a tall wooden door.

" Lord DIO." Vanilla said as the door creaked open, the tall vampire glaring down at you.

" Thank you. You may return to your business." DIO grinned at you from above, hissing the last word. " Well dont be shy, come in..."

You reluctantly dragged yourself into the room. It appeared to be DIO's own little hideout, besides the room at the top of the stairs. But no one went up there, not even Vanilla.

The rooms ceiling was tall, bookshelves lined the walls, full of old books with no titles, and books with golden text on the spine. A literal throne sat next to the stone table, paired with another smaller version of itself. You assumed this small chair was for you.

" Why did you drag me here from the depths of hell?" You asked as DIO gestured for you to sit down.

" You are interesting. I can tell that the obnoxiousness, at least some of it,is purely an act."

" Really? How can you tell?"

" Your eyes say a lot. They have more behind them than a stupid brats eyes do. They have wisdom and smarts, creativity, worry, interest. And you go from being a sugar filled five year old to being a silent thinker frequently."

" Oh no, you caught me." You threw up your hands sarcastically. " I would like to inform you im very chaotic though. And i dont think myself to be much of anything. So why would you want to talk to me? Let alone boost my ego a little. I could just waste your time and be anoyying."

" But you wont be." You took that as a threat. " So. What would you like to talk about? And no stupid stuff i know you dont care about."

I know that DIO is... DIO. But i didn't expect he would actually notice how forced my  obnoxiousness can be. I mean, i am very annoying and immature at times, but that's just me having fun. Im never like that to the extent i am right now. I guess its a worry reflex. Bleh! Ive thought this before!

 " You mind talking about things with big meanings? Very odd things no one ever likes to put thought into?"

" Yes... Go one."

" Time is a terrifying thing. It marches us all towards our doom. Time exists everywhere at all times, any where." You blurted.

" Im assuming you know about my stand?"

" Yep."

" The World stops time. Do you think time can go on then?" He asked, seemingly interested in your thoughts.

" Yes, time is always there. You just stopped the mainstream of time. When you stop time there is an offshoot of time specifically for you, or when you stop time. You can only use that power for so long, it has a limit as to how far you can hold the rest of time. But when your moving things around in stopped time, there is time passing on your end, but not on the other."

He nodded in silence and shifted in his seat.

" I see. That makes sense i suppose. And what do you find terrifying about time, Y/N?"

" i think its scary how it goes on forever, no matter what. Even if the universes end. There will always be time. Because if the world ends, there is a gap from when it is no more, and when something new forms. There will never be nothing, something is always there, and thats time and matter. So long as there is one bit of matter left, there will be time. Even if there is no matter, no anything at all, time will proceed." You explained. 

" My my, i knew there was a brain behind all that stupidity." He snarkily commented.

" Thank you?"

" Now, i have a question for you. Im immortal, but will time still defeat me?"

" Yes. with out a doubt. If we put aside all the things that ruin your plans time would eventually take you in some way or another. Once you think you've won against it you only become more unaware."

" Interruptions in my plans?" He raised an eyebrow.

" Cant say nothin bout dat." You crossed your arms. " It would fuck up the timeline and ruin the universe."

" Alright then.. I have another question for you."

" Alright."

" What are your thoughts on good and evil?" You took a moment to ponder his question.

" I think most everyone is redeemable eventually. Rather that be in this life or after on the other side of life. I think almost ever one has a sense of goodness to them, exceptions of course to the very few."

" Do you believe that bad people are born or made?"

" Well, thats something i think we can never truly know. But i think most are born good, and the few are born with mental illness or odd wiring that make them bad from the start. But i think most evil is created through the coarse of their life."

" What about evils redeem ability? Once some one has gone so far do you think they will ever be able to return?"

Do i sense a hint of.. GUILT?! 

" It depends on the person. Not every bad person wants to be good. Not ever bad person wants to continue being bad. If you truly have it in your heart, the want to change, then i believe any one can do it pretty much."

DIO didnt day a word. He simply nodded and thought. You glanced around at the room, trying to avoid his soul piercing stare.

" Ive had a lot of time to think. More than you probably ever will. And i haven't ever thought of time like that. I have never pondered what it means to be evil. I respect your smarts."

" Its not much really. Just simple little things if you put a little bit of thought behind it."

" Your an interesting person. I have never met some one who can think on the same level of understanding. If you dropped that nervous act perhaps we could get along." He got up from his chair and loomed over you a little, his intimidating presence making your hsiver. " You may go now."

 " Where do i go? To the cell?"

" In order to prevent you screaming drunk sailor songs from below i feel as though i must keep you some where where your parrot brain can be entertained. You have the library, and the halls to your cell, but only that. Any more and you'll be punished. Do with that as you wish, except ruin it." He huffed at you with disapproval and swept out of the room.

Damn it no more sailor songs.. Also holy shit. It hasent really sunk in yet that i just talked with DIO. Like, the actual DIO. How many people he has killed, the power he has. He could kill me any moment. He seems trustable but you know he isnt. I guess thats how the stand suers got controlled by him. He makes you feel safe and understood, then he attacks you when you down.

" Well jokes on you i know your tricks! And other people have given a demo of them before i met you."

You thought more about the haunting presence of DIO as you tried to find a book. He seemed out of character a little bit, but maybe that was because he was so complex. You decided that it was simply his act, trying to get you to be a little toy he could ruin.

Aouthors nyt: YEah, a little thinking about how out of character DIO is. I hope ive edited the past chapters to be more accurate lol.