Hello, Darling. (Loki Imagines/One-shots)

For the Record (xOFC)

Loki found out that his wife of two years has been lying about her identity, and their therapist suggests a game of thirty-six questions in an attempt to save their marriage.

AKA, I'm a nerd and I was like, what if I put Judith and Loki together?! And I love it. It's perfect. It may not be many peoples thing, but I figured I'd share it and maybe, just maybe, I'll make someone's day. That's a writers dream, you know.

You CAN go into this fandom-blind for either!!! I would advise you to go listen to the podcast musical though, it's really good!!! AND, if you guys like this, I'd be totally up for a rewrite of the entire musical where it's Judith x Loki... Like how does that sound? Liar meets liar? Tell me i'm not the only musical and marvel nerd here. ANYWAYS: ENJOY!

Loki sat down awkwardly on his sofa, glass in his hand. Judith lounged in a chair across from him, twirling her hair in her fingers. They had hit a break in the conversation, Loki letting his mind wander.

Judith smiled as she watched Loki eye her. "For the record-" She started, snapping Loki out of his gaze. "Hm?" Loki mumbled, bringing his eyes back up to hers, causing her to chuckle.

"For the record what?" Loki asked, eyes tired from the information the past day had brought him. Judith looked at him, smirking. "You just undressed me with your eyes." She said, and Loki was taken aback.

"I did not." He scoffed, and Judith raised her eyebrow. "You did." Loki broke eye contact, looking at the wall. "I- I looked at your shirt." He lied, and Judith tilted her head a little. "Let it be known that sparks flew." She said, sultry.

"No sparks. No sparks. For the record-" He said, defending himself. "-for the record, my eyes just happened to glance down at Natalie's shirt-" "Judith." She corrected him, causing him to pause for a moment.

"At Judith's shirt because it's completely see-through! And her nips are like, totally out there for everyone to see." Loki finished, a grunt sounding from the floor, where Loki's alligator, Henry, lay.

"So they are..." Judith admitted, looking at the alligator. "So you see how that could be awkward." Loki justified himself, still avoiding looking at her.

"Right. Because it's like, 'Whose tits are these, anyway?'" Judith joked, grabbing a glass of alcohol and taking a sip.

Loki looked at her again, sighing. "You're jesting, but actually-" He started, but Judith overtook him. "Are you going to let me borrow a shirt?" She asked, nonchalantly.

Loki narrowed his eyes on her, thinking. "Wait. Was this part of your plan?" He half-asked, half-accused.

Judith scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Yeah, Lokes. I made this storm happen, because I'm an X-Man now. Is your stuff upstairs? Assuming the roof hasn't blown off?" She stood up, gesturing to the stairs.

"Second door on the left. Third drawer in the dresser. Please don't poke around." He said, and Judith began in the direction he had told her. "I left my phone down there as collateral. Feel free to toss it out the window if you catch me snooping." She yelled out, disappearing.

"Okay, but hurry up, please. I don't have all night to do the questions. And I'd like to be up at a reasonable time tomorrow morning. I have a lot of stuff to..." He called, running his fingers through his raven hair. "...burn to the ground." He finished by himself, whispering.

The alligator began to rustle around, grunting. "Just- I don't want to hear it, Henry, okay? You saw how I tried to deflect. She's unstoppable." Loki defended himself to his pet, annoyed when the doorbell cut in, endlessly ringing until it cut out.