I Knew You Were Trouble // Tywin Lannister (1)

18. Prince Charming

"What is he doing?" Taeylor questioned when joffrey marched off.

"Ignore him." Tywin urged

"Its hard to when hes clearly got his im up to evil face on." Taeylor countered

As they walked down the aisle Joffrey marched up the steps taking the stool from the stage for Tyrion to stand on.

"Tyrion isnt a bad guy." Taeylor remarked. "Hes half you."

"I cant confirm that." Tywin countered "i would have loved to ask joanna but alast..."Tywin pulled her back into him. Tywin kissed at her neck as she relaxed into him.

"Our wedding was filled with love,"
She whispered "you could feel the love. I cant feel it here."

"Thats because there is none." Joffrey agreed completely giddy

When it was time to cloak Sansa with Tyrion's protection he looked awkwardly up at her not able to reach her shoulders everyone laughed but the snigger died quickly as Tywin shot them a glare

'If you could,' Tyrion said and sansa knelt down before him. He cloaked her she rose and he pressed a quick kiss to her corner lips very awkwardly Sansa looked like she was going to barf, pale and in pain her heart pounding with anxiety and nerves. Sansa swore the room could hear her every heart beat.

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'So their son will be your nephew after you are wed to Joffrey of course,' Olena said 'and you'll be the king stepfather and brother-in-law when you marry the King's mother. Joffrey will become his sister-in-law and your son will be Loras nephew? grandson... I'm not sure but your brother will become your father-in-law that much is beyond dispute.' Olenna said figuring it all out, as taeylor passed. She ran through that again as she sat down

Margaey and loras were siblings but when margaery married joffrey and loras cersei, loras would become her step father. Margaery his daughter. But also making joffrey margaerys nephew and- taeylor stopped thinking it was hurting her brain.

Taeylor supposed the falling was easy but falling for the same person over and over again, that was magic. Tywin pulled her into his arms and she laughed out. Tywins eyes gleamed as he looked down at her.  Tywin spun her into him before he dipped her back and she laughed out.

"Oh you spoil me with dips and spins already." Taeylor remarked. He pulled her back up as she tilted her head up to him. "Don't just stand there Tywin, kiss me." Taeylor said and he found her lips right away.

"Hello." Tyrion said to Sansa as he sat back down. She groaned dropping her head to the table with a thud, "My thoughts too." Tyrion admitted.

"Lady Lannister, you look so beautiful..." Loras remarked. Taeylor turned towards him. "I thank you... for this gracious... union that will bestow us." Taeylor glanced up to Tywin before looking to Loras.

"You seem a good boy loras," Taeylor offered "i hope you can tolerate your bride to be." Loras chuckled as tywin rolled his eyes

"Maybe i steal you for a dance?"

"What do you say ty?"

"I need to speak with the groom," tywin agreed pressing a kiss to her cheek before heading off.

'You seem rather drunk.' Tywin said as he approached Tyrion, the feast was in full swing Sansa looked miserable. Tyrion looked up to his father, a drunken gaze in his glazed eyes.

'Isn't it a grooms duty, a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?' Tyrion questioned over his glass.

"Mind if i cut in? It wasnt a question move it loras." Garlan took his place beside taeylor. "Hello beautiful."

"Ser garlan." She answered.

"Lovely night."

"If you like starry nights under cloudless skies." She agreed

"Do you?" He pondered

"Of course i do."

'This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding, your wife needs a child, a Lannister child.' Tywin told him. Tyrion sat slumped in his chair bored and not nearly drunk enough to have this conversation. 'As soon as possible.' Tywin added.

'And?'

'If you're going to give her one you need to perform.' Tywin reminded him.

"MOTHER!" Tyrion begged.

"Tyrion." Tywin hissed.

'What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast?' Tyrion reminded him

'More than once.' Tywin agreed as taeylor glanced their way.

"Are you being summoned ?" Garlan questioned

"Tywin dan handle tyrions tantrums." Taeylor assured

"Meaning you want to spend time with me?"

'There you have it I am the god of tits and wine I shall build a shrine to myself.' Tyrion remarked

'You can joke,' Tywin said pulling the glass from his lips 'you can engage in juvenile attempts to make your father uncomfortable but you will do your duty.' Tywin told him.

'Time for the bedding ceremony!' Joffrey declared. "Take her clothes she won't be needing them anymore." Joffrey went on and Sansa's face went pale.

'No,' Tyrion told him anger fueling him.

'There is if I say so, so Bedding ceremony!' Joffrey said happily. Tyrion stabbed his knife down into the table. Garlan watched as tywin moved swiftly through the crowd to taeylor. Hope her eyes moved to him as he grabbed her hand. That spark between him and his wife had long fizzled. He could play the long game. The old lion would fizzle out to.

'then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock.' Tyrion threatened.

'What did you say to me?' Joffrey questioned 'What. Did. You. Say!'

''I believe we can dispense with the bedding your Grace I'm sure tyrion did not mean to threaten the king.' Tywin suggested calmly glancing over at Tyrion and Tyrion started to laugh.

'A bad joke your grace.' Tyrion said laughing releasing his hand that was clutched very tightly to his knife 'a small man's envy of your own royal manhood.. mine is so small my poor wife won't even know I'm there.' Tyrion added, the tension slowly faded from the room.

'Your uncle is clearly quite drunk your grace.' Tywin told him.

'I am.' Tyrion agreed. 'guilty.' He looked to sansa. 'come wife. I will tell you about the time I threw up on someone while fucking. It's a great story actually.' Sansa begrudgingly left keeping her head down taeylor felt bad for her. She knew that tyrion wouldnt hurt her but still. It wasnt the wedding she wanted with the man she wanted. No everyone got their prince charming like taeylor did.