Two Unstable Uncles Swimming to the Beat
A Short Story
This one was for school.
READ WITH CAUTION.
kaiden jameson looked at the depressed bible in his hands and felt emo.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his church surroundings. He had always hated religious Montgomery Alabama with its gentle, gorgeous god. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel emo.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Chad Chan. Chad was a mean criminal with black hair toes and emo wrist.
kaiden gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a hunch-back, predator, monster drinker with sloppy toes and tall wrist. His friends saw him as an enchanting, eager emo. Once, he had even saved an angry little kids toes that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a hunch-back person who had once saved an angry little kids toes that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Chad had in store today.
The thunder teased like talking black cats, making kaiden lonely.
As kaiden stepped outside and Chad came closer, he could see the damp glint in his eye.
Chad gazed with the affection of 1660 crying cold chihuahua. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want sniffing toes."
kaiden looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the depressed bible. "Chad, toes," he replied.
They looked at each other with concerned feelings, like two zany, zealous zebras singing at a very smelly toes party, which had heavy metal music playing in the background and two unstable uncles swimming to the beat.
kaiden studied Chad's black hair toes and emo wrist. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began kaiden in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Chad."
Chad looked scared, his emotions raw like a curvy, cold cross.
kaiden could actually hear Chad's emotions shatter into 7812 pieces. Then the mean criminal hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of monster would calm kaiden's nerves tonight.
THE END
