Jimmy had always loved beautiful 'The fucking land of Disney Princess's' with its handsome, stunning, drop dead sexy hill. It was a place where he felt slightly insane. Sane he meant SANE.
He was a psychopathic cough cough calm, totally not crazy, 20% of Joey drinker with sloppy ankles (They could have been built better like the hill) and squat 20% of Joey. His friends saw him as a tricky, tired, and totally sane. Once, he had even revived a dying, dead body(Don't question how that works I don't fucking know) . That's the sort of man he was ( Mm yep definitely).
Jimmy walked over to the window and reflected on his nice surroundings. The 10/10 weather teased like smiling creepy puppies (On what it teased I will leave that to your imagination).
At the drop dead sexy hill.
Then he saw something in the near distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Joey. Joey was a hungry 80% of a Joey with tall ankles and a ruddy 20% of Joey.
Jimmy grinned. He was prepped for Joey.
As Jimmy walked around the drop dead sexy hill Joey came closer, he could see the breezy glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want 20% of Joey," Joey bellowed, in a not cannibal tone. He slammed his fist against Jimmy's chest, with the force of 4196 kittens (This sounds cute and scary). "I fucking hate you, Jimmy ."
Jimmy looked back, even more fear and still fingering the exquisite 20% of Joey he held. "Joey, I already suspiciously consumed 20% of said Joey," he replied.
They looked at each other with psychopathic feelings, like two teeny-tiny, tough toads bouncing at a very peculiar hill walking, which had jazz music playing in the background and two remarkable uncles jumping to the beat.
Suddenly, 80% of Joey lunged forward and tried to punch Jimmy in the face. Quickly, Jimmy grabbed the exquisite 20% of Joey and brought it down on 80% Joey's skull.
Joey's tall ankles trembled and his ruddy 20% of Joey wobbled in Jimmy's hands. He looked eh, his body raw like a broken, boiled banana.
Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Joey was mostly dead like 80% of him. (He was later revived) (For a bit then he was totally not suspiciously killed again)
Jimmy went back inside and made himself a nice drink of 20% of Joey.
THE END
AND and lived happily ever after with 20% of Joey cause' he found the rest of Joey boring.
A/N this chapter was just like a Disney movie I mean they do live in 'The fucking land of Disney Princess's'.
This was like a more advanced chapter of the last by the way I guess.
This was literally made a hour later from the last one.
