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It was two thirty seven a.m when I hit ten thousand followers on twitch. Two cheers coming from my headset.
"Sidney! You did it! My goopin' and gunkin' worked!"
"I'm making a cake, I'm making a cake!"
I smile, laughing loudly. "Charlie! Charlie! Goop some more, I need to hit fifty thousand before six a.m!" I joke, knowing that I quite literally, would never reach that amount in three hours. I grab the mouse in front of me, my other hand on the keyboard. "And Ted-- make the best fucking cake you can, strawberry flavor!"
"I don't think strawberry cake is in minecraft but yes ma'am!" Ted's milkman skin nods at my player before running away.
"You got it Sidney! I'm goopin' and gunkin', goopin' and gunkin'. Is it working?" Charlie screams, I check my follower count once more.
"Yes--! Oh.. no, it went down! My ego is dropping it!" I shout, leaning back in my chair. "Uh, uh.. Ted! Ted fix this!"
"O-Oh! Of course, of course! Sidney actually hates herself! Everyone take pity on her!" Ted says, his player running back to me and crouching, placing down a cake on the wooden plank in front of my player.
"Yes, yes.. very much, I eat my cake and cry" I nod, my face wasn't out, being faceless was just nicer to me, no one following you around. Meaning, that I didn't need to start fake crying, which I wasn't so good at.
Charlie's player appears next to the two of ours. "Guys!" He gasps. "You know who'll be pissed about this?"
"What? Who?" Ted asks, his players head turning to Charlie's.
"Schlatt! He only has four thousand followers!" Charlie's player looks at ours, crouching repeatedly.
"Ooh" Ted sings. "We've got ourselves a competition folks! Ladies and gents! Who will get to fifteen thousand first?" His player hits mine.
"You asshole, why do you have to turn this into a competition? Especially with the bitcoin bitch" I roll my eyes. I don't really know how our rivalry started, maybe it was because when I joined the server and made friends with Connor, Schlatt immediately banned women from touching Connor.. hm, maybe because he's just an asshole that hated me right when he saw me because my players skin was a completely white skin with a small dick on it with the words Jshlut on the arm (Ted had sent me the skin)? or maybe! it was from the name calling right from the beginning.
"A frontin'?"
"Place your bets ladies and gents! Place 'em here! At spawn! At spawn!" His player runs away, pausing to type in the chat before running again.
TedNivison: EVERYONE IN EPICSMP, BET AT SPAWN Cscoop: for what TedNivison: for the fun of it JustTravis: Ilove me some fun :D
