Deadpool & Wolverine

Our Story Begins

Loki and Mobius was on another earth driving hysterical. Loki was freaking out by Möbius driving. He didn't understand who they were looking for. Apparently there was one person who could stop Kang the Conqueror and it was The Immortal Deadpool. Deadpool had saved the world on multiple occasions now under the team X-force or some shitty name like that, Mobius explained to Loki. Loki didn't understand quite understand what the fuck an X-force was. Mobius said it was an rip off of the x-men.

Which Loki asked, "Who the fuck are the X-Men and why do I care?"

It was raining really bad and traffic really bad everywhere. It was lightning and thundering. They couldn't see anything. A huge star appears an a girl lands on the cars. She stands and smiles. She looks and runs off.

"Who might that be pre-tell?",asked Loki?

"Chavez... America Chavez...",replies Mobius!

"Bloody Fuckin brilliant another theatrical superhero we needed.",said Loki theatrically.

Deapool was cuddling to an alive pregnant Vanessa having the best moment of his life while talking. Deadpool finally had everything he wanted. Until America jumps out of a portal into his apartment. Wade and Vanessa jumps. Wade pulls out his gun.

"Wait, she's just a child!",yells Vanessa'
"I'm a fuckin superhero,lady!"replies America.
"Hold it! Holy fucking shit. Was that a portal?",asks Wade
"Yes.",nods America.

America then explains that Kang the conqueror is wanting to destroy all the timelines and worlds but especially destroy him because he's the key factor. Wade laughs. Vanessa hits him. Wade tells him he can't be the one who saves the whole fucking universe he's just the guy with el cancer. America explains it will destroy Vanessa too.

Wades replies,"Let's fuck this bitch!"

Wade America, and Vanessa goes on a quest and looks for his members of The X Forces. He finds Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukio at X-Men Mansion. They then find Russell in helping other mutants. The next in the list was Domino. Lucky enough Domino found them and Cable was waiting at the Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls'. Cable greets them all as Weasel brings out their guns. Dophinder runs jumps out of his cabs into the building. Deapool then tells the gang what's going on. After explaining, America punches a whole through the earth. Wolverine happens to be there and looks through. Mobius and and Loki shows up. They all jump through. Before it closes it pulls Wolverine in. They all land in earth 616.

Wolverine grabs Deadpool and yells,"Send me back motherfucker send me back!"

Deadpool looks at at him and says,"Sorry but Can't Doggie"

Wolverine grunts and lights up and cigar as all follow a clueless Wolverine. Meanwhile Loki and Mobius are back in 20th Century Fox Universe talking about how to catch up to Deadpool before he causes anymore problems. They both walk back to the cars.