A/n: Heyyyy! First HC had to be the A-Z one(duh). Hope you enjoy xoxo
Word count: 1069(lol)
Warnings: SMUT, swearing😋
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A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
To be honest, he's not an angel when it comes to aftercare but he's not against it. You wanna cuddle? Sure! Wanna shower or have a bath? Fine. But he's not gonna go over the top with it if we're being real.
B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)
Axl's favourite part of himself is his hair or his hips. Have you seen that man shake it like Shakira?! Like, wow! And for his hair, my little strawberry blonde princess adores his hair.
His favourite part of you is your legs. Idk why but I feel like that man would love to see you walk around in short dresses and heels just to see your legs. He also probs loves being in between them😋
C - Cum (anything to do with cum)
DIRTAY MAN! Will cum anywhere on your body and say sum like, "you look like a fucking work of art". Look, cum is a sign of a good orgasm and he likes to make you (and himself) feel GOOOOOD.
D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
That man has thought about fucking you in every position possible, on every piece of furniture at all times. He wants it all. Missionary on the floor, doggy on the bed, oral on the counter, 69 on the couch. Whatever you can do, he fucking WILL.
E - Experience (how experienced are they)
Very. Nothing more, just very. Sex machine if you will.
F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)
Doggy. Cannot convince me otherwise. He loves pounding into you from behind, slapping ass all day and watching yours and his cum drip down your thighs.
G - Goofy (are they more silly or serious in the moment)
He takes sex very seriously but if youse are both drunk, giggles will be let out at the sloppiness and the fact that on the way to the bedroom, you almost killed each other falling down the stairs.
H - Hair (how well groomed are they)
He trims but doesn't remove. He defo has a slight 80's bush going on but he keeps it clean. No bad smells here. And yes, carpet matches the drapes, maybe a tad darker.
I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Everyday sex isn't the most romantic thing ever but if it's a special occasion or you want it to be, he can be the most romantic love maker E.V.E.R.!!!
J - Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
I can see him being into you watching him wank or vise versa but he won't do it unironically. Possibly into phone sex...🫣
K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Exhibitionism, slapping, dirty talk, voyeurism, etc. . He likes to show people how good he makes you feel whether it be one of the guys or public sex, he adores it.
L - Location (favorite place to do the do)
As stated above, public, against windows, on worktops, backstage. Wherever he can dick you down, he will.
M - Motivation (what gets them going)
You in general. That man sees you as sex on legs. You wear a certain outfit, boner. You look at him a certain way, boner. You breathe, boner. He worships you in a way.
N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)
Piss play. Whether it be one of you pissing in or on the other or something like that, he won't do it. He won't judge you but he won't want to do it.
O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills)
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE. This man goes f e r a l if he is nose deep in your pussy or if he's balls-deep in your throat. Absolute god with his tongue, like H E L L O?!?!
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual)
Speedy gonzales. Rough in a caring way, if that makes sense. He loves to ravage you. However, if it's baby making sex(because we all know this man was made to be a daddy), sweet and sensual Axl comes out and is caring and slow for Jesus.
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)
50/50. If it's before a show, it gets his adrenaline going and he calls you his lucky charm. But if he doesn't have to, he won't.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment)
Yeah, I'd say so. But nothing too dangerous like carving names into each other.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)
I'd say he has pretty high stamina but nothing unmanageable. He can go for 2-4 rounds before he calls it quits for the night(or until nighttime🫣).
T - Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)
Hear me out, butt plugs for you, vibrators, handcuffs(probably fluffy leopard ones💀), blindfolds and ropes. He doesn't use them every time but like once or twice a month, he treats himself to a play date😉.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Tease of the century award goes to...
Axl Rose!
You laugh a little too hard with Duff and he edges you like a madman. He loves leaving you until your legs are shaking, tears have ruined your make up and your just babbling for him to let you cum.
V - Volume (how loud are they)
I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAM. We've all heard him sing, he is louddddd! Loves to make you scream. He moans, grunts, etc etc until he's lost his voice. Loves making you do the same thing.
W - Wild Card (get a random headcanon)
This man loves to make you squirt. Like, this man lives for it. The harder the orgasm, the more you squirt, the harder he gets.
X - X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants)
Not massive, let's be honest. But he's also not tiny. I'm saying 5-7 inches, slight curve to the right. But he knows how to use it, ya know.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)
Forny hucker. Fuck, horny fucker. This man is hard almost all the time. He's constantly begging for you to suck him or fuck him and if not, he's wanking to your nudes he keeps on Polaroids.
Z - ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)
You defo fall asleep first but like 20 minutes after you, he's snoring louder than he sings.
